A day of Sims 2
Yeah, it's funny to me. They're Sims. I'm not thinking of anyone specific so don't get all pissy...it's meant to be stereotypical, hence their address. Enjoy
We're the Douche family and we live on Stereotype Blvd.
Lisa Douche (the mother)
Hi! I'm Lisa Douche. You could label me as a "Sparkle Motion" type of mother. I force success upon my children and still manage to find time to revel in my own. I enjoy spending my husband's money and pride myself on being a whore.
David Douche (the father)
HI, I'm David. I'm one of those dads that spends all of his time at the office and doesn't give a rat's ass about his chlidren's affection. I wouldn't call myself a "family man". I don't so much have a wife as a money grubber. But the sexin's good...every couple of months when we engage in it. That's healthy right? Most of the time, I'm only concerned about affection and sex from my money.
Ashley Douche (the daugher)
Like, yay for the in-crowd!!LOL!!! I spend most of my time with the squad, dancing, being a freak on the sneak, and breaking hearts!! :) :) My mom is super proud of me and is the leader of our dance squad. I don't ever see my dad and I don't like my siblings. But it's totally kewl though cus my mommy bought me a sports car!!!HEHE!!
Damien (the oldest son)
I am Damien Douche. My real name is David, Jr. But seeing as how I'm a vampire and a tortured artist, David Jr. just didn't fit my insanely original personality. I am unique and try not to do anything that would make me seem like a poser. I enjoy writing poetry, reading Edgar Alan Poe, and listening to dark music.
TRANSLATION: I realized I wasn't unique at all and decided to do the only trendy thing I could think of to be accepted "but not": be gothic.
Joe Douche (the infant)
Hi. I'm every other stereotype.