Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I pushed
kimchi_jjigae in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
danmarks_styrke's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last month I set
red_underthebed's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I pulled
von_habsburg's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-66 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
13colonies
.....I WILL NOT BE SPANKED.