Oh golly.
I am, tbh, pretty much up to here with schmoopy Christmas fic. In case you missed it, I don't really celebrate Christmas (as I started typing this, the sound of "Oh Christmas Tree" just started streaming from somewhere in the house, so clearly fate is trying to fuck with me), as I am a. Jewish and b. atheist.*
And yet...and yet...I fucking love this lovely schmoopy (and very clever) new Christmas-themed fic by dugindeep. Read it and enjoy, BBs.
*This reminds me of how I once had a boss who absolutely DID NOT GET that I don't celebrate Christmas and kept harping on about it no matter how many times I reminded her that I don't do it. I once told her that my favorite Christmas ever was the one I spent in Jerusalem. With stars in her eyes, she gushed, "that must have been amazing." I said, "Yeah, because only about 2% of the population of Israel is Christian, so it's not a very big deal. It's just an ordinary day. I would have had to go to school if it hadn't fallen on a Saturday." She just stared at me, baffled.
And yet...and yet...I fucking love this lovely schmoopy (and very clever) new Christmas-themed fic by dugindeep. Read it and enjoy, BBs.
*This reminds me of how I once had a boss who absolutely DID NOT GET that I don't celebrate Christmas and kept harping on about it no matter how many times I reminded her that I don't do it. I once told her that my favorite Christmas ever was the one I spent in Jerusalem. With stars in her eyes, she gushed, "that must have been amazing." I said, "Yeah, because only about 2% of the population of Israel is Christian, so it's not a very big deal. It's just an ordinary day. I would have had to go to school if it hadn't fallen on a Saturday." She just stared at me, baffled.