Welcome to Halloweeeeeeeeen!

[13_foundations]

Hey guys! What's everyone going as?

I think I'm gunna be SUPERMAN.

Or a cowboy.

If I go as a cowboy I won't have to buy much for my costume. And I already know I look sexy in that, despite the fact that I totally could pull off spandex if the opportunity arose.

Though I have a shift at Starbucks on Saturday... Probably best to go with the cowboy...

Comments

[italian_honour]

Spandex!?
Halloween is not about mentally scarring your neighbourhood, you retard.

[13_foundations]

Ahahaha, it wouldn't be scarring! 'sides, it's kinda cold out, so it wouldn't be all spandex!

Anyways, I'm gunna be a cowboy instead. I'll have to save Superman for another time.

Oh hey, you're that dude who runs the pizza place, right? Heeey, will you guys be open on Halloween?

[italian_honour]

Shame. I suppose i'll have to keep my eyesight then.

...
You better not be expecting fucking free pizza.

[13_foundations]

...Why? Where else would your eyesight go?

Haha, naw, I'd pay! 's just that some places close at weird hours or don't tell you they wont be open. Nothing sucks like coming home to no dinner on Halloween.

[italian_honour]

That's because they don't like stupid little kids begging for free food.

Personally I think a simple "Fuck off" is much less troublesome than losing a day's profit. 'Specially if you're the only place open