stop trying to nickel and dime these people
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Justin...2 days)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Liiiies!)
✓ I own lots of books. (eh...I own a few?)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (sexy...mhmm)
× I love to play video games. (I suck...but it's fun?)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (pot brownie...meh.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (hahah...yup.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (never!)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (i hate lies.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (i have a potty mouth=/)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (yes. just yes.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (hahaha, wha!?)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (i broke a girls nose in softball)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (i love the rain)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (i worry.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (there are a few thigns i may change in the future, but not for now.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (money=things, but not happiness)
× I love sushi. (chyeaaaaaa right!!!!!!!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (at times, yes.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (hahaha- i wish!)
✓ I have long hair. (i used to...now its medium)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (i have two!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (neh)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (neh)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (TRUE)
✓ I like the way that I look. (most of the time.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (not sure.)
× I am usually pessimistic. (opposite)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (damn pill!)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (haahahahahaaa-whhha?)
× I slept with a roommate. (um...literally?)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (lick my elbow)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (uh...i'm hyper a lot?)
× I have a lot of friends. (hm..neh)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (pecked- haha)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (to justin.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (uh yeaaaaaa!)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (mhmm)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (mhmmm)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (my mom is crazy but i love her)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (hahah mobile!)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (no)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (yes.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (justin.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (mhmm.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (baby sitting isss the shit.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (dunno. mold?)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (everyone does)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (yup.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (haha, yup.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (yes.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (i'm not sure what that means, to be honest.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (i was raised on it.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (yessir.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (no.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (and dressing up!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (mm...no.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (happiest i've ever been)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
× Republican. (FUCK NO.)
× I don't even know what I am. (wha?)
× I am punk rockish. (mm...?)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (mmmhm)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (ahahahahhahahahahaaa- i dunno!)
✓ I can work on a car. (pretend!)
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (mhmm)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (feeeet!)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (why...yes i do!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (yes)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (still do.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (yes.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (i adore the spelling of colours)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (i usually hate covers)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (talent)
✓ I can't whistle. (talent)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (death)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (yes.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (but i never succeed)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (mhmm)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (pacifist)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (i enjoy wine all of the time)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (pillows.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (mm, maybe?)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (duh)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (no.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (extremely is not the word.)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (no.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (yes.)
× I smoke. (no.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (sometimes.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (very true.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (mhmm)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (no!)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (huh?)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (ya)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (ya)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (ya)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (used to.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (mhmm)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (at times, yeah, but rarely)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (mhmm)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (if i am tired enough)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (oh DUH!)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (almost!)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (what?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (wha?)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (sometimes, yeah)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (yes.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (and a compulsive liar sometimes)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (mhmm)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (yes.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (nope...just doing there jobs)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (yeaaaaa)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (mhmm)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (yes.1)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (but i never regret)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Justin...2 days)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Liiiies!)
✓ I own lots of books. (eh...I own a few?)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (sexy...mhmm)
× I love to play video games. (I suck...but it's fun?)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (pot brownie...meh.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (hahah...yup.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (never!)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (i hate lies.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (i have a potty mouth=/)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (yes. just yes.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (hahaha, wha!?)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (i broke a girls nose in softball)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (i love the rain)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (i worry.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (there are a few thigns i may change in the future, but not for now.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (money=things, but not happiness)
× I love sushi. (chyeaaaaaa right!!!!!!!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (at times, yes.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (hahaha- i wish!)
✓ I have long hair. (i used to...now its medium)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (i have two!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (neh)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (neh)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (TRUE)
✓ I like the way that I look. (most of the time.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (not sure.)
× I am usually pessimistic. (opposite)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (damn pill!)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (haahahahahaaa-whhha?)
× I slept with a roommate. (um...literally?)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (lick my elbow)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (uh...i'm hyper a lot?)
× I have a lot of friends. (hm..neh)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (pecked- haha)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (to justin.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (uh yeaaaaaa!)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (mhmm)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (mhmmm)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (my mom is crazy but i love her)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (hahah mobile!)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (no)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (yes.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (justin.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (mhmm.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (baby sitting isss the shit.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (dunno. mold?)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (everyone does)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (yup.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (haha, yup.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (yes.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (i'm not sure what that means, to be honest.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (i was raised on it.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (yessir.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (no.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (and dressing up!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (mm...no.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (happiest i've ever been)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
× Republican. (FUCK NO.)
× I don't even know what I am. (wha?)
× I am punk rockish. (mm...?)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (mmmhm)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (ahahahahhahahahahaaa- i dunno!)
✓ I can work on a car. (pretend!)
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (mhmm)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (feeeet!)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (why...yes i do!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (yes)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (still do.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (yes.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (i adore the spelling of colours)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (i usually hate covers)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (talent)
✓ I can't whistle. (talent)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (death)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (yes.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (but i never succeed)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (mhmm)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (pacifist)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (i enjoy wine all of the time)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (pillows.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (mm, maybe?)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (duh)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (no.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (extremely is not the word.)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (no.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (yes.)
× I smoke. (no.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (sometimes.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (very true.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (mhmm)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (no!)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (huh?)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (ya)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (ya)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (ya)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (used to.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (mhmm)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (at times, yeah, but rarely)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (mhmm)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (if i am tired enough)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (oh DUH!)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (almost!)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (what?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (wha?)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (sometimes, yeah)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (yes.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (and a compulsive liar sometimes)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (mhmm)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (yes.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (nope...just doing there jobs)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (yeaaaaa)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (mhmm)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (yes.1)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (but i never regret)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.