1.1: Champs Le Sims, France
Previously...
Annabel Lee moved in with the town flirt, Don Lothario.
The game glitched and he mysteriously became married and impregnated a random townie.
Don left his mysterious EA wife and took things to the next level with Annabel, only to learn he became a father.
Don was getting plane tickets for a romantic getaway with Annabel Lee.
The plane ride was enjoyable, but long, and they finally arrived in Champs Le Sims.
What is the first thing they do in this city of romance? Tour the art museum.
They actually weren't that impressed.
So they decided to skip straight to the shopping and get it out of the way.
Is it just me or does this woman look like a man? O.o
After they purchased some vital survival supplies, they took a trip to the nectary.
Don: O. M. G. Look at all the nectar! XD
Don: Does it really matter what year it is? It's all the same to me...what to drink, what to drink....
Annabel wastes no time. She immediately pours a glass of the finest nectar she could find.
The slipped to the back to drink together.
Ok, Don, think maybe you've had enough?
Don: NEVAR!!! *hiccup*
I think you might be overdoing it, hun.
Meanwhile, Annabel Lee was introducing herself to a local.
I love how they do the cheek kiss greeting! :3
And here's Don, pouring a glass. Alone. In a dark room. Full of nectar. Does anyone else see AA meetings in his future, or is it just me?
While Don was getting a huge "sugar rush", Annabel was trying to make nectar.
Annabel Lee: Oh gross, I'm supposed to squish all this with my feet?
Annabel Lee: Oh no! Butt nectar! :C
This reminds me of DeeDee from Dexter's Laboratory.
Annabel Lee: Ooooh, what does this button do....?
Don: Happy happy, joy joy, happy joy joy!! :D
And now, presenting, a drunk Frenchman!
Ok. Yeah. They've had one too many drinks. Um...Don? Whatcha doin'?
He just doesn't know when to stop.
Don: *slurs* Why is all the nectar gone?!
Annabel, meanwhile, is chatting up the frenchman's son. :O
Annabel Lee: You and me could do some craaaazy things, if you get my drift.
drunk Frenchman's son: You know I'm a teenager, right?
Annabel Lee: Well then. It looks like you have a real Mrs. Robinson moment on your hands. Craaazy.
She finally backed off and finished up her own bottle of really bad nectar.
Looks like Don is coming down from his "sugar rush".
They wandered around the nectary and discovered it had guestrooms, so they stayed the night.
And after all that nectar, they had lots of nakey fun timez.
The next morning afternoon, after the hangover subsided, they were in the mood for an adventure!
Don: Hmmm, apparently, someone needs something recovered from underground at the old Celtic ruins.
Don: I'm on it!
Annabel Lee: Wait for meeee!!
Annabel Lee Poe & Don Lothario! Adventurers Extraordinaire!
This is by far my favorite pic of him. You can download it here. It's set as my desktop. :3
As it turns out, the Celtic Ruins were really pretty. Don decided to be romantic again.
Don: Hey, Annabel, come over here!
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Annabel Lee & Don: *suckin' face*
Don: You're so beautiful. :)
Don: Ok. I have to do this quick, before it gets dark.
Crap, where'd I put that thing....
Oh, here it is. Annabel Lee Poe...
...Will you be my wife?
Annabel Lee: *SQUEEEEEEE!!!!*
Don: .....Sooo.....You wanna?
That's definitely a yes. :)
Now, I give you, MR. AND MRS. POE! <3
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Now that they were man and wife, it was time to celebrate.
By wielding pick axes! :D
What? Were you expecting woohoo?
No. Pick axes are the way to go these days.
Annabel Lee: *le sigh* Hurry up, I wanna see what's in the next room!
Don: Wait a minute, finding a door isn't as easy here as it is back home....
Don: Hmmm....If I recall correctly, according to Sir Isaac Newton, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. So, logically, if I push this door, something will happen. Most likely, it will open. Should I try that?
.....Yes. You should try that. *facepalm*
Annabell Lee suddenly has a firm grasp of Newton's Third Law as well.
Annabell Lee: Assuming the feet engraved on this floor tile is a clue, if I stand there, my body mass will create a force on that loose tile, causing it to react. Most likely, it would lower and therefore activate some kind of pressure switch, which probably opens one of these doors.
Putting that genius trait to use.
Annabel Lee: Whadda ya know, I was right! :D Look at all this stuff!
It was Don's turn to open the next door. Unfortunately for him, had to stick his arm in a random hole in the walll.
He triumphed.
Don: HA! Stick that in your juice box and suck it! Oh wait! You are the juice box! *crickets*
The next door required team work.
See? The way to celebrate honeymoons is to wield pickaxes. I told you.
Don found a heart keystone in the rubble.
Don: Whoa, is that supposed to happen?
Annabel Lee: OMG. So. Heavy.
Don: I have got to work out more.
It's Annabel's turn to put her arm in the creepy hole. It didn't turn out as well for her. :(
They found this really cool underground maze with lots of goodies scattered around.
Optional video of them wandering through the hedge maze:
Annabel Lee: *yawn* All that walking tired me out. Oh look, I did something!
Oh no! Don! You killed Annabel Lee!
Don: It's ok. I found treasure.
These adventurers are getting tired.
But not too tired for tent woohoo. ;)
Video Of The Magical Moment - the important part is at the end. ;)
Don: WTF, really?
Somebody's crazeh. :|
Don: Oh nos, how are we supposed to get out of here?!? I don't understand this map!
Don: Yay! Sunlight! We made it!
This would be a lovely postcard to send home, if they had anyone back home.
Don: Look, honey, I'm almost as tall as the Eiffel Tower!
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Here they are exchanging rings. :)
Of course, Don breaks out the nectar.
Well isn't he Mr. Sophisticated?
Here they are trying their best to get a "sugar rush" before the flight home. Maybe have some plane woohoo.
And now a few pictures in their everyday clothes.
awwww :3
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And that's where we leave the newlyweds. :) See you next update! :)