OH LOST
SO MANY THINGS IN THIS EPISODE WERE FUCKING AWEESOMMEE. DON'T EXPECT THE CHRONOLOGY OF THIS POST TO MAKE ANY SENSE.
BEN IS BACK BITCHES. DON'T TRUST THAT SLY BITCH. I LOVE HIM OMG. IT WAS SO NICE TO HAVE HIM BACKSTABBING AND MANIPULATING LIKE HE USED TO DO. WE'VE MISSED YOU BEN.
K HONESTLY I DON'T GET HOW ANYONE CAN BE TEAM SMOKEY AFTER ALL THIS SHIT TBH. HE'S REALLY NOT THAT AWESOME, AND HE'S REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. I KNOW JACOB IS A LITTLE DERPY BUT SRSLY COME ON.
EW AT BEN/ROUSSEAU. THE THOUGHT OF IT REALLY MAKES ME CRINGE. ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF THEY STARTED MACKING AND ROUSSEAU ~REMEMBERED~ AND PROMPTLY RIGHT-HOOKED BEN IN THE JAW.
RICHARD IS NOT DEAD. HE CAN'T BE. PLEASE? JUST. NO. THAT'LL BE THE THIRD CHARACTER I LOVE IN A ROW THAT THEY KILLED OFF IN AN INCONSEQUENTIAL WAY. I'LL BE REALLY MAD.
I LOVEEEDD DESMOND IN THE ALT OMG. LOLOLOL I REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO RUN OVER LOCKE AGAIN. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOOO FUNNY. BUT THEN WHEN HE BEAT UP BEN I JUST LOOOLLLL'D. ALSO LOL AT THE FACT THAT NO ONE IN THE SCHOOL EVEN TURNED AROUND AT THE SIGHT OF ONE OF THEIR TEACHERS GETTING BEATEN OVER THE HOOD OF A CAR. I GUESS SINCE THIS IS BEN IT MUST HAPPEN LIKE THREE TIMES A WEEK SO NO ONE IS REALLY BOVVERED.
BUT IT WAS WAY CREEPY HOW DES HAD A DRESS ALL READY IN KATE'S SIZE WAITING FOR HER. CREEPY AND AWESOME. JUST LOL IN GENERAL AT HOW KATE AND SAYID WERE BOTH LOOKING AT DES LIKE HE WAS A CRAZY PERSON THE WHOLE CAR RIDE. THAT WHOLE INTERACTION WAS SO AWESOME. AND GO HURLEY! AND I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE ANA LULU BRIGHTENING MY TELEVISION SCREEN. I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HER.
ME AND MY BROTHER BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN FLOCKE WALKED INTO THE CLOSET AND TURNED ON THE LIGHT AND ZOE AND WIDDY ARE JUST STANDING THERE. LIKE, WAY TO HIDE LOSERS. AHAHAHA I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING JUST REMEMBERING IT NOW. YAY I GUESS AT THE DEATH OF LIZ LEMON/STRANGER BITCH, EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T HATE HER NEARLY AS MUCH AS MOST PEOPLE SEEMED TO. EVEN MY BROTHERS HATED HER. IDGI? SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK WIDDY WAS PROB WEARING A BULLET PROOF VEST. BUT I FIGURE THEY WOULD HAVE SHOW US HIM GETTING UP AFTER FLOCKE LEFT OR SOMETHING, JUST BECAUSE IT WOULD SEEM REALLY IRRELEVANT AND COP-OUTY IF THEY TRIED TO BRING IT BACK IN NEXT WEEK.
WHEN JACK VOLUNTEERED TO BE THE NEW JACOB EVERYONE AT THE ONTD_LOST DISCUSSION POST (INCLUDING ME) SIMULTANEOUSLY WENT "LOL YOU WOULD JACK" OR "OF COURSE YOU WILL JACK". I'M GLAD THE WRITERS ARE STILL THROWING US CURVE BALLS LIKE THAT.
JACOB REALLY DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE MUCH OF A PLAN,DOES HE? HE WAS JUST LIKE "OH LOL KATE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE JACOB BECAUSE YOU WERE A MOM BUT YOU CAN TOTES DO IT IF YOU WANNA." LOL, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS A MOM WHEN YOU BROUGHT HER TO THE ISLAND? CLAIRE. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS A PARENT? MICHAEL. AND WHO ELSE? SAWYER. FAIL JACOB, FAIL.
OVER ALL, LAST WEEK'S EPISODE MAY HAVE SUCKED, BUT IT KINDA PAID OFF A LOT THIS WEEK. AND THIS WEEK'S EPISODE ROCKED. SO ALL IS FORGIVEN LOST.
OMG ONLY ONE MORE. WHAT IS MY LIFE ;___;