Comments | 12yrs_life: Meme: Morning After

12yrs_life

Sep 15, 2009 21:24

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

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blackstonerises September 16 2009, 02:37:52 UTC

Why are you in my bed?

12yrs_life September 16 2009, 02:39:41 UTC

I'm a dream?

blackstonerises September 16 2009, 02:40:28 UTC

You're a figment of my imagination?

12yrs_life September 16 2009, 02:41:59 UTC

I could be. Unless you remember how I got here.

blackstonerises September 16 2009, 02:46:02 UTC

Well, if I said we had sex I'd never see you again.

But that would be much less prosaic than what actually happened.

12yrs_life September 16 2009, 02:48:46 UTC

If we had sex, you'd remember it.

Not that I'm bragging, it's just true. I wouldn't take advantage of you. So, if we had sex, you'd remember it.

blackstonerises September 16 2009, 12:43:52 UTC

I know. Which is how I know that's not what actually happened.

12yrs_life September 16 2009, 12:47:10 UTC

Okay, good. Good.

blackstonerises September 16 2009, 12:50:08 UTC

*beeps the tip of your nose*

Besides, you still have your socks on, and having sex with your socks on is so undignified.

12yrs_life September 16 2009, 12:53:01 UTC

*wiggles his toes in his socks*

I usually don't sleep with socks on. I must have been tired.

blackstonerises September 16 2009, 12:54:35 UTC

You were. We both were. It was a long day.

12yrs_life September 16 2009, 13:00:31 UTC

And a long night.

blackstonerises September 16 2009, 13:04:38 UTC

Do you feel better?

12yrs_life September 16 2009, 13:06:26 UTC

I feel... I feel like I always feel, but I can live with it.

blackstonerises September 16 2009, 13:08:32 UTC

Back to usual, then.

12yrs_life September 16 2009, 14:31:53 UTC

When, exactly, was the last time anything was usual?

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