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Inspiration Post: The Back Side of Water
for Inspiration Falls at tv-universe
I couldn't resist......
Hello, everyone, and welcome aboard the Jungle Cruise... I'll be your skipper, guide, social director, and dance instructor for the next three months.
Since we are in an area filled with rare tropical foliage, I'd like to take a moment to point out some of the plants to you. There's one, there's one...
Before I came to the Jungle, I worked in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. My boss almost beat the pulp out of me...
I get paid for the number of people I take out... not the number I bring back!
Do you know what the difference between the crocodiles and alligators are? The crocodiles are made of plastic and the alligators are made with fiberglass.
If you want to take pictures go ahead... all the elephants have their trunks on.
As we approach, please notice that there's a dock on the left, and a dock on the right. But don't let it confuse you. It's a paradox.
I have a special treat for you, folks. You may never have seen this before... there it is! The backside of water!
all Jungle Cruise quotes via ThemedAttraction
all images via Google
I couldn't resist......
Hello, everyone, and welcome aboard the Jungle Cruise... I'll be your skipper, guide, social director, and dance instructor for the next three months.
Since we are in an area filled with rare tropical foliage, I'd like to take a moment to point out some of the plants to you. There's one, there's one...
Before I came to the Jungle, I worked in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. My boss almost beat the pulp out of me...
I get paid for the number of people I take out... not the number I bring back!
Do you know what the difference between the crocodiles and alligators are? The crocodiles are made of plastic and the alligators are made with fiberglass.
If you want to take pictures go ahead... all the elephants have their trunks on.
As we approach, please notice that there's a dock on the left, and a dock on the right. But don't let it confuse you. It's a paradox.
I have a special treat for you, folks. You may never have seen this before... there it is! The backside of water!
all Jungle Cruise quotes via ThemedAttraction
all images via Google