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Fic: Welcome to the Freakshow
Title: Welcome to the Freakshow
Author: Erin (erinm_4600)
Characters, Pairing: Grissom's tarantula (mention of Grissom)
Rating: G
Summary: She has the strangest roommates...
Warning: I wish we knew her name. *Written for Look Who's Talking at writerverse *for gatechic, always. ♥
Disclaimer: The original characters belong to CBS and the Bruckster.
I am so glad I have my own room.
Okay, so it's not really a room, but it's all mine.
My human - who thinks he keeps me, what a laugh! - likes to collect weird things. Well, I think he's the weird one.
Really.
Who feels the need to have a two-headed scorpion, anyway?
Thankfully, that weirdo is on a different shelf, so I don't have to look at him.
Unfortunately, I do have a clear view of the dead pig. I hear the humans talking about her sometimes, but I don't see what the fascination is. So she's 'radiated'... Whatever that means.
She's still a dead pig in a jar.
Oh, great. There goes Billy Bass.
The human likes that stupid fish, but no one else seems to. At least he moved it away from me, because it used to go off every time I climbed up on my log.
He doesn't seem happy.
Apparently, the Komodo dragon on backorder is now backordered.
I don't mind though, because Komodo dragons like to eat tarantulas. I don't want to be eaten by anything, thank you very much.
Just because I am a giant baboon spider, doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
Author: Erin (erinm_4600)
Characters, Pairing: Grissom's tarantula (mention of Grissom)
Rating: G
Summary: She has the strangest roommates...
Warning: I wish we knew her name. *Written for Look Who's Talking at writerverse *for gatechic, always. ♥
Disclaimer: The original characters belong to CBS and the Bruckster.
I am so glad I have my own room.
Okay, so it's not really a room, but it's all mine.
My human - who thinks he keeps me, what a laugh! - likes to collect weird things. Well, I think he's the weird one.
Really.
Who feels the need to have a two-headed scorpion, anyway?
Thankfully, that weirdo is on a different shelf, so I don't have to look at him.
Unfortunately, I do have a clear view of the dead pig. I hear the humans talking about her sometimes, but I don't see what the fascination is. So she's 'radiated'... Whatever that means.
She's still a dead pig in a jar.
Oh, great. There goes Billy Bass.
The human likes that stupid fish, but no one else seems to. At least he moved it away from me, because it used to go off every time I climbed up on my log.
He doesn't seem happy.
Apparently, the Komodo dragon on backorder is now backordered.
I don't mind though, because Komodo dragons like to eat tarantulas. I don't want to be eaten by anything, thank you very much.
Just because I am a giant baboon spider, doesn't mean I don't have feelings.