Nov 16, 2007 14:29
First and foremost, I want to set the record straight. I have no problem with the people that eat cereal. There's just something about the substance that boggles my mind.
It doesn't matter what kind of cereal it is, when you pour milk on it, it always makes the same sound. You know the sound. Be it snap, crackle and pop or just a light khkhklhhhhkhlhkhlkhkhl, it's there, and it weirds me out.
More than that, when I get over the sound and bring a spoonfull up for my first bite, I always blow on it. I do the same with ice-cream. Some call it the "hot soup reflex." I call it bullshit!
So fuck you Tony!
Go eat a dick Cap' n!
I'M COOKING EGGS!