"Just a minor accident with some JIffy Pop."

[12guage]

So Danny came into work drunk this morning. That was awkward but funny.....and gross as well. He "Josy Wellsed" it all down his shirt. I wonder if he got home ok? Why are collectors such cunts?! It seems they make it an effort to be rude to you. I dont know where that 2500 went cause I don't exactly have anything to show for it. Credit Cards are the Devil!!!

Amen.