"The King"
Bought me a King size today. Can't wait to crash out on that bad boy. Now my bedroom just looks ridiculously small if it hadnt before. Ran into Timmy and Shana-bananna a couple of days ago. Oh and Audrey as well who made it perfectly clear that she was NOT amy. Clarification was unecessary you see because there was no tension in the air. I wasn't overcome with the sudden urge to pick up a blunt object and beat her with it. My adrenaline didn't rise and my cunt-o-meter didn't sound. The air was calm and for a moment so was I. (should this offend anyone ; allow yourselves to place your mouths over and around my erect member, shifting your craniums in a repetative and unforceful up and down motion to the point of which I must relieve my bodily fluids in and about your gazing retnas. Thank You.)
Oh and shana, "Evil Dead" came in. Just kidding. So....oh yeah I must call you, I must dial. You guys suck. you know how much I hate the phone. We must seek buddah....we must seek christ." but whatever. My dvd collection just isnt the same without Eurotrip. OH OH OH!!! Who else is pleased that the Eddie Izzard collection is now available in the U.S ? Hands....anybody....? Guess its just me then. "He's a fucking Donut" Happy Birthday Steph.
Oh and shana, "Evil Dead" came in. Just kidding. So....oh yeah I must call you, I must dial. You guys suck. you know how much I hate the phone. We must seek buddah....we must seek christ." but whatever. My dvd collection just isnt the same without Eurotrip. OH OH OH!!! Who else is pleased that the Eddie Izzard collection is now available in the U.S ? Hands....anybody....? Guess its just me then. "He's a fucking Donut" Happy Birthday Steph.