WE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THAN WATCH TV AND HAVE A COUPLE BREWS
I don't know if anyone has heard the Black Flag song "T.V. Party", but it's like the defintion of my life. Except last night, which was one of the most kick ass in recent memory, was an outdoor T.V. Party...for a while...Ok, so Turner and I hit this really bitchen garage sale the other day, and I only purchased "Redneck Zombies" but he picked up tons of movies, and it was on the top of our priorities list to watch them. So we got together with Williams and hauled all of the T.V. VCR setup outside and plugged away with "Tales From the Hood". That movie kicks ass! It's like Creepshow with anti racist messages. Then we watched "Red Sonja". I didn't realize how fucking hot Brigette Nielson was in 1985, because she was fucking hot in that movie. I liked it so much I went to Best Buy and bought the dvd today! Drool drool drool...Brigette!!! AHHHHH! So midway in "Red Sonja", the cops show up on a noise complaint. How many fucking people can honestly say they've had the cops show up while watching "Red Sonja" in a friends' backyard???!!! That's right bitch, no one! So we moved it inside, watched "Class of Nuke 'Em High" again! I kind of crashed midway through, but was trying to sing the theme song in my sleep. Turner's copy is cut way down though! They didn't even include the scene where that guy gets his heart pulled out! But it's still a classic. Then I woke up and we finished the night/morning off with "Star Crystal". Wow. Awesome.