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Have you ever noticed that getting "knocked up" and "hitched" are very violent words for otherwise nice situations?
Use that to open up a show.
"It used to be a strip club. Now it's a...Charter school." Lol Good Wife
"She's likeable and people trust her. You can't teach that." Unreal. Viendi and i watch it on our computers at the same time and live sms comment. It's funny. I always tell my mom that it's nice that her children get along. We set an example for them.
A lot of my mother's side are annoying. One of her distant cousins was over today and ughhhh so annoying. Not what i want to come across after work. No i don't want your number. Nor your Google voice number. Nor your skype. Jeezus why do you have four numbers. Oh really checking to see if my phone rang. If we weren't family this would be creepy. Why do they talk so much. No i don't want to go to the park with you. I only met this guy once a long time ago. Go away. Stop talking. Something about this one family in particular. Viendi and i just "want it to end" when they talk, we agreed today. Thankful our grandparents aren't annoying. Had a good laugh comparing them. Ba Ngoai said "i just don't have anything to say." Thumbs up.
Viendi is the only person i really talk to everyday, all day, literally. So cute she gets cramps now. Had to explain to her why. Blood loss, oxygen in blood, headaches, similar to effects of caffeine, restricting blood flow, rate of blood loss, oxygen is in water, make better, oxygen also in blood, turns it red. Surprised how much i know.
So bored with life right now. Work is boring. Activities are boring. Boys are boring. Heat is boring. TV is boring. Need something more. Like a lifegasm, except not that analogy.
"Why do black people call each other Monica? Is it a cultural thing?" I love it. I've only shared this with a few select people.
"My mama told me that Asian people were bad luck and when they are in front of you hold your breath." Spit my food out laugh out loud. Amy Schumer.
The methane coming out of me smells soooo horribly good!!!!!!!!
Ugh bored.