David's prediction of the future....
There once was a girl working as a dental hygenist. She was fresh out of Everest and ready to do her best (at this exciting and rewarding career). One day, her boss told her that the X-rays she'd taken were sloppy. To fix this problem, she should refrain from putting the protective lead apron on patients and instead point the X-ray unit at their genitalia.
The young hygenist thought it odd that she was never told of this technique at Everest. But she realized that she often left class, so perhaps the teacher explained this procedure in her absence.
Later, the hygenist had to X-ray a patient. She went to perform X-ray procedure, but the patient was reluctant. At this point, the dentist was called in and explained the procedure. The patient was reassured and then obliged. The dentist walked out and into office. He rubbed his hands together and lit a cigar, "Little do they know that I am ex-porn director Brian Philips. My diabolical scheme to fulfill the pelvic x-ray fetish niche has begun!"
And his scheme worked, netting him millions. However the resulting class-action lawsuit was the largest in dental history.
The young hygenist thought it odd that she was never told of this technique at Everest. But she realized that she often left class, so perhaps the teacher explained this procedure in her absence.
Later, the hygenist had to X-ray a patient. She went to perform X-ray procedure, but the patient was reluctant. At this point, the dentist was called in and explained the procedure. The patient was reassured and then obliged. The dentist walked out and into office. He rubbed his hands together and lit a cigar, "Little do they know that I am ex-porn director Brian Philips. My diabolical scheme to fulfill the pelvic x-ray fetish niche has begun!"
And his scheme worked, netting him millions. However the resulting class-action lawsuit was the largest in dental history.