I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
My sister really put in into perspective yesterday. I have no butt. Sigh. Now I like check in the mirror every five seconds just to make sure some physico pedaphile killer with a ciggarate lighter isn't burning it off.
My father also put my life into perspective yesterday.
me: YOu know, I got the worst of both sides...I've got the addiction to French bread AND German chocolates (dads frenchish, moms germansish)
dad: You're up shits creek. You're going to be fat AND pimply.
sigh. It sure is a good thing I'm so optimistic *GRIN*
...maybe if I took some of the stuff i got from my breast implants and put it into my ass....
-danielle
ps. I don't have implants. that was a joke. ....i think
My father also put my life into perspective yesterday.
me: YOu know, I got the worst of both sides...I've got the addiction to French bread AND German chocolates (dads frenchish, moms germansish)
dad: You're up shits creek. You're going to be fat AND pimply.
sigh. It sure is a good thing I'm so optimistic *GRIN*
...maybe if I took some of the stuff i got from my breast implants and put it into my ass....
-danielle
ps. I don't have implants. that was a joke. ....i think