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I went to Applebees for dinner with the boyfriend. I got my usual Fiesta Lime Chicken and he got some ribs. We also had dessert which was Triple Chocolate Meltdown for me and Maple Butter Blondie for him.
Word of advice: DO NOT get the chicken AND chocolate on the same day!
If you wanna know details keep reading if not then stop here.
Needless to say I had DIARRHEA! I never had diarrhea after eating at Applebees before but I guess I had too much sauce in my system. I'll explain what was in my meal and I dont care if you want to know or not either. The Fiesta Lime Chicken was grilled boneless chicken breast marinated in lime juice and tequila and topped with a Mexi-ranch and Jack-cheddar sauce. In other words stuff that makes you take a dump! After I ate that I was feeling pretty full and didnt want any dessert but he made me get some. Now for dessert I had a fudge-filled chocolate cake topped with dark and white chocolate, plus vanilla ice cream and hot chocolate fudge. I almost threw up trying to finish it all which I didnt. I also had a little bit of his blondie which had pecans, topped with a scoop of ice cream and chopped walnuts and maple butter sauce. When we left Applebees we were full! It hurt just to walk to his car. On the ride home I started getting sharp pains in my stomach and I knew where it would lead to. When I got home I started feeling queasy so I went to the bathroom. It was a false alarm but the next time was the winner! I felt like my butt just exploded! All that food and sauce really got to me BIG time. Once I was done for the first time I was talking to the boyfriend then I had to rush to the bathroom again. I swear I ripped my butthole that time haha.When I got back he was taking a nap on our couch so I just let him sleep.We didnt have pepto bismol or amodium ad so I just took some rolaids instead. I woke him up around 10:30 and told him to go home cause he was really sleepy. Blah blah blah. If you know me personally you know I'm NOT ashamed of talking about poop or bodily functions. I wasnt gonna post this but then again it's my journal to write about whatever I want and that is what I'm doing. Hopefully my diarrhea is done for tonight because my butt really hurts. I hope I made sense and I hope I didnt offend or gross anyone out.
I was SO hungry earlier today that I made and ate popcorn that expired Jan 2005.