Things people say
I work at Joann Fabrics; the first time I answered the phone this conversation occured:
Lady on the phone: How much would 3 inches of lace cost.
Me: Well we have a lot of different lace and they all have different prices, so I need to know a specific one.
Lady: I want white lace.
Me: Ok... Well we have a lot of white lace.
Lady: I need three inches.
Me. I understand, but we have a variety of lace and you need to know which on you want before I can give you a price.
Lady: I need three inches of white lace.
Me: Ma'am if you come into the store and choose a lace we can give you a price on it.
Lady: Oh, well when are you open.
After work, I was riding the bus home when a woman got on who walked past me saying "She looks like one of them lesbiens," she then began clucking like a chicken. It was hilarious in a sad crazy person sort of way.
Lady on the phone: How much would 3 inches of lace cost.
Me: Well we have a lot of different lace and they all have different prices, so I need to know a specific one.
Lady: I want white lace.
Me: Ok... Well we have a lot of white lace.
Lady: I need three inches.
Me. I understand, but we have a variety of lace and you need to know which on you want before I can give you a price.
Lady: I need three inches of white lace.
Me: Ma'am if you come into the store and choose a lace we can give you a price on it.
Lady: Oh, well when are you open.
After work, I was riding the bus home when a woman got on who walked past me saying "She looks like one of them lesbiens," she then began clucking like a chicken. It was hilarious in a sad crazy person sort of way.