"We know sex. Period."
Katie and I are tired of not being able to go to dirty shops because of the creepy old men that work them and or linger at each and every one.
So we've decided we are going to open our own porn store, just for females. We're going to call it THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE (to keep the boys out) and our slogan is going to be "We know sex. Period." We'll open it in a college town and eventually be the little wise, old ladies/ mentors who run the porn store. Our little store will smell amazing, be hilarious and just an all around awesome place where girls can feel completely comfortable while stocking up on things for their every fantasy and fetish.
Oh, and you'll know its our store by the charming penis wind chimes with clanging testicles.
So we've decided we are going to open our own porn store, just for females. We're going to call it THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE (to keep the boys out) and our slogan is going to be "We know sex. Period." We'll open it in a college town and eventually be the little wise, old ladies/ mentors who run the porn store. Our little store will smell amazing, be hilarious and just an all around awesome place where girls can feel completely comfortable while stocking up on things for their every fantasy and fetish.
Oh, and you'll know its our store by the charming penis wind chimes with clanging testicles.