FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE!!!!
I never had a dime to my name
you liked playin games
a local pizza place had a deal
10 coupons got a free 12inch
well heres what we did
you see the college kids
they never cut the coupons out
wed dig through the trash and find them
a few nights work put pizza in our mouths
we started to wonder where the coupons went
after people turned them in
so we looked in their dumpster and what did we find
we found 140 of them
sooner then later we started makin our own
when kinkos got the red copy machine
one day they busted me
the manager said "we dont take photocopies"
So I jumped into the car
told the driver to drive
as we sped off into the night we yelled
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza for Life
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza For Life
A few years later you dropped outta school
we both spent a few months in our home town
weve both been down and out
but we were doin our best to get back up now
One night we were sleepin in my van
it was fourteen degrees below
I woke up because I heard something crack
you said it was your foot frozen to the window
Our desperation drove us to dishonesty
we were criminals distinctive and vile
declared most of the world to be our enemy
we stole checkbooks
and credit cards
signed signatures that were not ours
slice after slice we ate
pizza every night
we always shared it with our friends
gave the driver a mighty tip
in our simple minds we had
a slice of a paradise
but I guess we took it a little too far
cause you ended up doing some time
when they slammed the door to your cell
I swear I heard you yell
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza For Life
you liked playin games
a local pizza place had a deal
10 coupons got a free 12inch
well heres what we did
you see the college kids
they never cut the coupons out
wed dig through the trash and find them
a few nights work put pizza in our mouths
we started to wonder where the coupons went
after people turned them in
so we looked in their dumpster and what did we find
we found 140 of them
sooner then later we started makin our own
when kinkos got the red copy machine
one day they busted me
the manager said "we dont take photocopies"
So I jumped into the car
told the driver to drive
as we sped off into the night we yelled
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza for Life
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza For Life
A few years later you dropped outta school
we both spent a few months in our home town
weve both been down and out
but we were doin our best to get back up now
One night we were sleepin in my van
it was fourteen degrees below
I woke up because I heard something crack
you said it was your foot frozen to the window
Our desperation drove us to dishonesty
we were criminals distinctive and vile
declared most of the world to be our enemy
we stole checkbooks
and credit cards
signed signatures that were not ours
slice after slice we ate
pizza every night
we always shared it with our friends
gave the driver a mighty tip
in our simple minds we had
a slice of a paradise
but I guess we took it a little too far
cause you ended up doing some time
when they slammed the door to your cell
I swear I heard you yell
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza For Life
Free Pizza For Life