cold outside.
not the best of days. im tired as shit and its cold as fuck.
dont eat at castaways. the food blows and the drinks do too and theyre both fucking overpriced. oh and the service fucking blows too.
i like how my car waits til it gets fucking cold to start acting like a fucking girl so i can work on it in the cold ass weather. my favorite part though is how your skin gets all dry and shit so it makes it easier to skin your knuckles open when a wrench or screwdriver slips. if my car was a girl i wouldve dumped her whiny, moody, bitchy ass a long time ago and upgraded to a better looking less high-maintenance model.
oceans 12 was fucking cool.
i like how now that im trying to fucking behave EVERY girl i have ever fucking even said hi to is fucking calling me or trying to jump on my nuts. fuck you girls! all of you. some sorority chics me and cory partied w/ LAST SUMMER in corpus called me the other day cause they were in town and shit. fuck them. the french girl at work keeps telling me shit in french that she probably shouldnt be telling me. fuck her too...no i mean dont fuck her, i mean....demmit i quit.
dont eat at castaways. the food blows and the drinks do too and theyre both fucking overpriced. oh and the service fucking blows too.
i like how my car waits til it gets fucking cold to start acting like a fucking girl so i can work on it in the cold ass weather. my favorite part though is how your skin gets all dry and shit so it makes it easier to skin your knuckles open when a wrench or screwdriver slips. if my car was a girl i wouldve dumped her whiny, moody, bitchy ass a long time ago and upgraded to a better looking less high-maintenance model.
oceans 12 was fucking cool.
i like how now that im trying to fucking behave EVERY girl i have ever fucking even said hi to is fucking calling me or trying to jump on my nuts. fuck you girls! all of you. some sorority chics me and cory partied w/ LAST SUMMER in corpus called me the other day cause they were in town and shit. fuck them. the french girl at work keeps telling me shit in french that she probably shouldnt be telling me. fuck her too...no i mean dont fuck her, i mean....demmit i quit.