???th 10 yen coin [FOURTH WALL] [Video/Action, Goldenrod]

[10yen_idol]

[ The feed turns on, showing Yayoi kneeling in front of something that is... most certainly not a Pokemon. Maybe it's from an alternate version of her world, but- that's not really helping Yayoi figure out what's going on here. ]

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[action packed]

[combat_butler]

*........ oh my goodness gracious.

This is quite possibly the cutest thing he has ever seen.*

Ya... Ya... Yayoi... Yayois?

[ALL THE ACTION]

[10yen_idol]

[BOTH Yayoi and Yayo turn to face him at the same time.]

Ah! Hayate!
Uuuu! Uu-uuu!

I... I think I found a new type of Pokemon!!
Uu... uu-UUU!!

[ALL THE ACTION]

[combat_butler]

*aaaaaaaaaaaa it's so tiny and cute and like Yayoi only (more) portable and the kind of thing you have lucid dreams about you friend turning into and and and*

Y... Y... Y-Yayoi-! I... I don't think that's a Pokemon!!

[ALL THE ACTION]

[10yen_idol]

[ Hayate, you have the weirdest dreams... ]

Really? How come?

-- and it's a she! I think!

[ Yayo is trotting over towards him to look up at him with GIGANTIC GREEN EYES ] Uuuu?

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[combat_butler]

--ah! I-I can tell she's a she! I mean, she looks just like--

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[combat_butler]

*.. IMMEDIATELY FORGETTING WHAT HE WAS GOING TO SAY AT SEEING THOSE EYES*

--aaaahhh!!! S-S-She's so cute! *crouching down and sparkling.* C-Can I hold her? It's okay if I pick you up, right? I won't end up with jail sentence or anything for kidnapping or looking suspicious?!

[ALL THE ACTION]

[10yen_idol]

[ Yayo looks up at Hayate for a moment, as if gauging his INNER WORTHINESS ]

[ And then she holds out her arms ]

... I... I think she likes you? Why would you go to jail, though?

[ALL THE ACTION]

[combat_butler]

--kya! She's holding her arms out! *SCOOPING YAYO UP WITHOUT DELAY... and doing his best to resist squishing her.* Aaaahhh... Y-Yayoi... She's so ridiculously adorable... It's like someone made you compact and multiplied your already high cute factor by a hundred fold! I-I think it would definitely be worth a kidnapping charge to take her home...!

[ALL THE ACTION]

[10yen_idol]

[ Yayo squirms around in Hayate's grasp and starts 'Uu-uuu'-ing adorably... ]

E-Eeeeeeh!? Hayate, calm down! She IS cute, but she might be someone else's Pokemon, or thing, and- it might not be a good idea to take her home--

[ALL THE ACTION]

[combat_butler]

--that's perfectly fine! *still cradling her with one arm, he gives a thumbs up!* I'll take care of her and feed her better than whoever the previous owner was!

[ALL THE ACTION]

[10yen_idol]

Hayate, you can't just steal her away like that!!

[ YAYO GIVES NO FUCKS EITHER WAY, she's just raising her arms and UUUing all over the place. Free ride! ]

[ALL THE ACTION]

[combat_butler]

Aaaah... But I want to! I want to so badly...!! J-Just look and listen to her...! It really is like a miniature you, Yayoi-!

*Holding her up in front of his face and having the goofiest looking smile since oh my goooooood.*

1/2 - [ALL THE ACTION]

[10yen_idol]

...

2/2 - [ALL THE ACTION]

[10yen_idol]

[ ... /TAKES A PICTURE ]

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[combat_butler]

*snapping out of it (almost) immediately when he realizes what she just did-- lowering Yayo back down and holding her against his chest.*

--Y-Yayoi?! H-How did you whip that out so quickly?! W-Wait-- Th... That didn't come out really embarrassing, did it...?

[ALL THE ACTION]

[10yen_idol]

I... I couldn't help it! You just look so cute holding her like that!!

[ Yayo uuuus a little more when Hayate lowers her down. CUDDLE ME MORE, SLAVE ]