Yay for Unconsciousness
My dream involved lots of Disneyland (must go there sometime soon). I went with my brother and my parents and it was a lot cooler than it is in real life (The Disneyland of my dreams is several little theme towns where people actually live) and all the flowers and buildings were cartoony and literally sparkled. For some reason I then got sent into an episode of Malcolm in the Middle where the girl next door was trying to get Reese to sleep with her so she could piss off her parents. Also our pond had loads of fish in it and one of the fish (this big black carp looking thing) kept trying to kill himself. He kept jumping out of the pond and then he tried to pick a fight with my dog. I was almost late for Disneyland because I had to go save him. Also one of my friends had a huge crush on me, but he was gay so he couldn't date me. So my friend, Dustin suggested, while we were shopping, I become gay as well and then we'd be able to date. Then we went to an all gay beach which may or may not have been nudist, but my bathing suit was made of sponges and a teatowel held together with rope.