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So I dreamed that I married Legolas who was also married to Pamela Anderson. It was a pretty easy life (although people looked at me funny because I was the second wife). here were no children and no one really wanted any. Then he decided he wanted to die. So he gathered together a group for a ceremony, much like a wedding ceremony, and died taking his Companion (Mercedes Lackey: mystical, telepathic horse).
But after he was dead, he decided that he did want to have a child, so I used my iPod to impregnate myself with is DNA. This kinda pissed Pamela off, because for what ever reason, the iPod wouldn't work on her.
I don't know what happened to the kid after that, but the iPod decided to take up dentistry. This freaked out a bunch of townsfolk. So they refused to let the iPod practice and were going to burn me at the stake as a witch. I convinced them that the iPod had spent so much time amongst humans that it was as good as a normal person, just no hands or feet.
I withdrew to the treehouse retreat that Legolas had left me, but after a while the good people of Walla Walla decided that I was living like a savage and needed to be rehabilitated. So they dragged me out of my house and were trying to set fire to it. They would have, but I managed to escape, getting in by opening up part of the cardboard fish tank that made up one of the rooms.
Then I had to start deciding what my career was going to be so that the people would think I was being a productive member of society. I was deciding between dentist, lawyer, and English Professor. I settled on dentist because my father was a dentist. And the man I was taking tests under had been my father's mentor. I spent a lot of time running a scalpel over a piece of paper and having instructors say things like "she's brilliant" and "of course only the _______ family would display such genius." So I only had one test left to go and I started crying like a reality show contestant (seriously. I was wiping my eyes and talking to the camera and everything).
Then I decided it was pointless to have a huge house to myself all to myself, so I talked to my dad about possibly renting out the house. Ian, his friend Todd, and their other friend, Matt Winter (from Rooney) showed up and started moving in.
But after he was dead, he decided that he did want to have a child, so I used my iPod to impregnate myself with is DNA. This kinda pissed Pamela off, because for what ever reason, the iPod wouldn't work on her.
I don't know what happened to the kid after that, but the iPod decided to take up dentistry. This freaked out a bunch of townsfolk. So they refused to let the iPod practice and were going to burn me at the stake as a witch. I convinced them that the iPod had spent so much time amongst humans that it was as good as a normal person, just no hands or feet.
I withdrew to the treehouse retreat that Legolas had left me, but after a while the good people of Walla Walla decided that I was living like a savage and needed to be rehabilitated. So they dragged me out of my house and were trying to set fire to it. They would have, but I managed to escape, getting in by opening up part of the cardboard fish tank that made up one of the rooms.
Then I had to start deciding what my career was going to be so that the people would think I was being a productive member of society. I was deciding between dentist, lawyer, and English Professor. I settled on dentist because my father was a dentist. And the man I was taking tests under had been my father's mentor. I spent a lot of time running a scalpel over a piece of paper and having instructors say things like "she's brilliant" and "of course only the _______ family would display such genius." So I only had one test left to go and I started crying like a reality show contestant (seriously. I was wiping my eyes and talking to the camera and everything).
Then I decided it was pointless to have a huge house to myself all to myself, so I talked to my dad about possibly renting out the house. Ian, his friend Todd, and their other friend, Matt Winter (from Rooney) showed up and started moving in.