Diamond on the souls of her shoes
So the other night we were getting tall and had to make a food run. We opted for wendy's since it's open late and well....it was late. Anyway we were headed through the Redbank tunnel and right as we get through it there is this fuck-ton of blue lights. The young lady driving was like "I got this one. Y'all just be cool." Well, I was cool on the outside but on the inside I was SKEERED! That's for damn sure. The cops were just checking for drunk drivers and such. Ole girl works at the hospital and had scrubs on and the cops just asked for liscence and waved us on through. After we got through I was silent for a minute and then said..."I made diamonds in my poopie" I thought the shit (no pun intended) was funny1