Title: The Ways of Elves and Bikers
Author:
luvscharliePairings/Characters: Charlie Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack (So. Much. Crack.), fellatio, things your mother should never see, and elf ears (cause seriously, when there are elf ears in a fic, they should be warned for) ♥
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Costumes
Word Count: 3,030
Summary: St. Mungo's needs elves to assist Father Christmas in their annual event for the children at the hospital. Tonks recruits an assistant with a not-so-charitable demeanor.
A/N: Gosh, how I have missed writing here. My muse is back with a vengeance! I've missed you all. *smooches you madly* Thank you
haumea and
almalthia for the beta, as well as my buddy,
ragdoll who helped Charlie out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show nightmare I had created for him when I thought suspenders in England were the same thing they are over here in America. Charlie gives his sincere thanks. This was humiliating enough.
Originally written for the November 2009 prompt of costumes at
daily_deviant AND
04. Exhibitionism on
10_themes (even if the exhibitionism in this fic wasn't really of the intentional sort)
The Ways of Elves and Bikers