isshin's pearls of wisdom, or five ways to scar your children. bleach // the comedy of errors // pg
Title: isshin’s pearls of wisdom, or five ways to scar your children
Author: amorphic
Fandom: Bleach
Character/Pairing: Ichigo, Yuzu, Karin, Isshin, Ichigo/Orihime (but it’s not really the point)
Play/Lines: I pray you, jest, sir, as you sit at dinner [The Comedy of Errors by William Shakespeare]
Word Count: ~1400
Rating: PG-13 for sexual themes
Summary: Ichigo decides to bite the bullet and tell his family about his now existent love life. Unfortunately for him, Karin and Yuzu, Isshin decides it’s the perfect time for The Talk
( “Please, my children!” he held up a hand. “Please hold your questions until the end of the presentation. Oh, what an idea! I should have pictures! I am a doctor, after all! Wait here, I will get some textbooks!” )
Author: amorphic
Fandom: Bleach
Character/Pairing: Ichigo, Yuzu, Karin, Isshin, Ichigo/Orihime (but it’s not really the point)
Play/Lines: I pray you, jest, sir, as you sit at dinner [The Comedy of Errors by William Shakespeare]
Word Count: ~1400
Rating: PG-13 for sexual themes
Summary: Ichigo decides to bite the bullet and tell his family about his now existent love life. Unfortunately for him, Karin and Yuzu, Isshin decides it’s the perfect time for The Talk
( “Please, my children!” he held up a hand. “Please hold your questions until the end of the presentation. Oh, what an idea! I should have pictures! I am a doctor, after all! Wait here, I will get some textbooks!” )