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i don't update this much anymore but something just happened to me that i feel as a human being i need to share with the rest of the world. and yes, you guessed it, it involves me taking a shit.
so i'm sitting on the toilet making my dookey time, and feel what would seem to be a spider crawling down my back. now, everyone knows i hate spiders, but i never thought them to be such horrid creatures as to attack one in one's most vulnerable state of the day (that is, when one is wiping one's ass). so i thought to myself 'god, they just don't get any lower than this.' but i was wrong, because i felt it crawlnig lower, and it was crawling very quickly. so i jumped off the toilet like i was a rocket, and my shit was the fuel, and i started swatting at my back like a horse's tail on steroids, only to find that it wasn't a spider at all. it was a thread hanging off the back of my shirt. so i pulled it off, and resumed my business.
and that's the end of that story.
so i'm sitting on the toilet making my dookey time, and feel what would seem to be a spider crawling down my back. now, everyone knows i hate spiders, but i never thought them to be such horrid creatures as to attack one in one's most vulnerable state of the day (that is, when one is wiping one's ass). so i thought to myself 'god, they just don't get any lower than this.' but i was wrong, because i felt it crawlnig lower, and it was crawling very quickly. so i jumped off the toilet like i was a rocket, and my shit was the fuel, and i started swatting at my back like a horse's tail on steroids, only to find that it wasn't a spider at all. it was a thread hanging off the back of my shirt. so i pulled it off, and resumed my business.
and that's the end of that story.