01. the weaker they are the faster they break

[101st_job]

[accidental voice post]

This is…not…the…

…wh-where…?Oh. Oh dear. Oh no- oh noooooo--

Di-did I accidentally sleepwalk and used the portal things? Oh my God, Miranda, you useless thing, what have you done?

Where is the Headquarters?! What are these sparkly lights-oh nononononono, Head Supervisor is going to be so mad, he’ll have to fire me and

Comments

[specialagentgf]

Miss, you need to calm down.

[101st_job]

I- voiceinmyhead?

[specialagentgf]

...no. My name is Special Agent Dana Scully. You should be hearing my voice from coming from a small computer. Do you see a small device nearby?

1/3

[101st_job]

The box?

[101st_job]

Computer...I see...

[101st_job]

Oh, thank heavens, I'm not hallucinating...

[specialagentgf]

No, you're not. You're in a place called the City. Let me send you the guide. [Pretend there's a link of some sort here.]

1/2 OH DANA WE LOVE YOU

[101st_job]

Ah...thank you very much.

[101st_job]

...ohmygod,I'mgoingtodiehere...

[specialagentgf]

You're not going to die here. Probably. It's just a sort of...forced relocation. You'll be sent back home in the fullness of time. Just...calm down.

[101st_job]

I will try.

[specialagentgf]

Good. Now, the Guide should tell you everything you need to know, but I'm more than happy to answer any questions you might have.

[101st_job]

I'm not important at all, I don't understand why a place like this would simply drag me in, I mean, I'm of no use to it, I'll probably just end up destroying it Thank you, I think...I'll manage.

Scully...doesn't believe you, Miranda.

[specialagentgf]

Are you sure? Is anyone from your home universe here?

a wise woman

[101st_job]

I'm sure! I've--yes, they're here.

Re: a wise woman

[specialagentgf]

Thank God. I'm glad. But if you need any help, just let me know.