101 Kisses for Tweek and Kenny, Theme 2

Dec 03, 2005 01:10

Goldfish and Cheez-its rock my mouth off. And also, fingers are involved. Read at your own risk.

Goldfish and Cheez-its belong to whatever delightful company makes them. I don't own, though I should buy stock.

Title: 101 Kisses for Tweek and Kenny
Author: Twitchable Wiz
Genre: romance/other
Rating: from T{PG} through M{R} just to be safe
Fandom: South Park
Pairing(s): Tweek/Kenny
Warnings: language, slash, possibly others mentioned at the beginning of each theme or chapter.

Summary: Written for the 101 Kisses Challenge. Kisses featuring my favorite blond twitchable in the whole world, Tweek; and his/my also-blond sex-god Kenny. Boy do I have a thing for blonds.


Disclaimer: All characters presented herein are the property of Comedy Central, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone. No profit of any kind is being made from this story. I don’t own; please don’t sue. I’m dirt-poor anyway, so it’s not as if you’d get much. I just love these characters to death, and enjoy playing with them in my mind. twitches Any and all song lyrics or literary quotes, unless otherwise noted, are the properties of their respective owners, who will be credited at the end of each chapter. Once again, I do not own, don’t sue poor Twitch! Anything otherwise noted, such as poetry or original lyrics, as well as the plot and storyline, are mine. Please do not use, copy, or post elsewhere without explicit permission from me. Printed copies are perfectly fine (if you actually think my work is good enough to print out) as long as proper credit is given. You can reach me through my homepage, listed in my profile.

Further Disclaimers: see above regarding cheesy deliciousness

Author’s Notes: Written for the 101 Kisses Challenge on LJ. I’m jumping the gun a bit, as I haven’t been approved to write these yet, but after writing constantly since I requested my pairings and finishing five themes so far, I couldn’t help myself. I’ve come to the realization that after just one posting, I am already a reviewer junkie. Reviewers make me dance and dance and dance. Nobody tell…… So in light of my newfound addiction, please tell me what you think! I will love you forever, and all my pretty reviews will be printed out and hung on my Achievement wall with my diploma, dance plaques, ASVAB scores…all the things in my life I am truly proud of. That’s how much they mean to me! pets reviews GO YOU!

For Maggie, as ever. For getting this ball rolling too. GOSH YOU ROCK!

Theme #2--Four of Diamonds

“I’ll see your ten, and raise you five more. Eat that, Marsh!” Kenny grinned as Stan flipped him off. Poker night had become a high school tradition, and the trash-talk was standard.

The black-haired boy put in an additional five Goldfish, then looked expectantly at the twitching young man sitting next to Kenny.

“Oh! I’ll see that and raise you ten more!” Tweek eagerly put in fifteen Cheez-its. He vibrated in his chair, grinning from ear to ear at being invited to this gathering of the “cool” kids.

“Hey Tweek, I don’t think that’s such a great idea,” Kyle whispered in his ear. He was Tweek’s helper, since Tweek had never played poker before.

“It’s okay! I think I’ve got this down!” Tweek replied.

“If you say so,” said Kyle with a dubious smile, shaking his head in amusement. The other boys chipped in their ten cheese-filled snacks, and then laid out their cards.

“Full house! Read ‘em and weep, Kenny!” Stan sat back with a smug grin.

“Ha. Straight flush! Burn, baby, burn!” A tongue stuck in Stan’s direction earned Kenny both fingers this time. The two old friends turned to look at Tweek, who appeared quite flustered, then with an exclamation he laid out a single card.

“Four of Diamonds! AHH!”

There was a moment of silence as Kenny and Stan looked at each other incredulously, then burst into hysterical laughter. Kyle closed his eyes with a grimace.

“It’s the best card I have! Is that not right?”

“Not exactly. I told you it was a bad idea, Tweek,” Kyle said, chuckling along with his friends.

“What? I panicked! Geez!” Tweek stared at the card in embarrassment.

Kenny leaned forward and ruffled his blushing boyfriend’s wild hair, kissing him soundly on the lips. Collecting his cheesy goodness, he grinned at him.

“Tweeky, I think we need to go over the rules again.”

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