voice post ♐ 001 ♐ 08/15/09

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Okay, this Den-Den Mushi looks like it's on... And I'm away from that scarecrow... Now for a cool, collected message from the great Captain Usopp asking for assistance!

...S-SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!

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[rappigs4prez]

[ winces. wow that pretty loud ]

...Uh, what's wrong?

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W-what do you mean, "what's wrong"?! Where the heck am I?!

[rappigs4prez]

[ pokes ear, trying to recover full-hearing ]

...No need to shout, man...

From what I've heard, it's called Somarium.

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Gaaaaaaaah! We've never been there before, I'm totally lost after all--!

W-what ocean are we in?! At least tell me this island is still in the Grand Line!

[rappigs4prez]

...Ocean? Dunno...

I don't think there's any oceans around here...but I could be wrong. Haven't heard of 'Grand Line', either.

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WHAT.

[rappigs4prez]

What?!

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How can you not have heard of the Grand Line?!

Oh, this is bad, this is so bad!

[rappigs4prez]

...Is it some sort of store?

Uh... Calm down. I don't think it's that bad.

I mean, the city's huge.

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No! The Grand Line is a big ocean, right in the middle of the other four-- How can you not know this?! It's just... how do you not know something like that?!

It's awful! I'm stranded on some island, the rest of the crew's gone, and there are people here who don't even know how the world is laid out!

[rappigs4prez]

......

If it counts for anything, I'm not from around here either. Just woke up about a month ago and found myself here. [ small laugh ]

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...

Did that Kuma guy get to you, too?

[rappigs4prez]

...Who?

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Bartholomew Kuma! Shichibukai, dresses like a bear, carries a Bible, has the Paw Paw Fruit?!

[rappigs4prez]

...Never heard of him.

He sounds like a pretty colourful guy, though.

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Huh... What ocean are you from?