Onomatopoeia
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Title: Onomatopoeia
Author: entropy_house
Fandom: Blakes 7
Claim: Kerr Avon
Word Count: 155
Prompt: 090. Onomatopoeia.
Rating and Warnings: It's crack. Check your brain at the door.
Synopsis: A synopsis would be longer than the story.
"Bang, bang!" Jenna said, shooting her gun at the troopers. Avon stared at her. The troopers went, 'splat, splat, splat, thunk' (one hit his helmet on a rock), in the quarry slime, moaning and groaning.
Jenna blew imaginary smoke from the end of her gun, holstered it and strode off, her lavender suede trousers going 'swish, swish, swish'. Avon ran after her, his leather trousers creaking. They joined Blake outside the Federation base. "Watch this," Blake said. He strode up to a trio of troopers, and broke the first one's neck with a sideways jerk -- 'snap' --, the second one with a full twist --'crackle'-- and the last by pounding his fist on the top of the helmet --'pop'. "We should be done in time for breakfast," Blake said cheerfully.
Avon looked down at the corpses, and then up at Blake. His heart went thumpa thumpa as he fell in love.
Title: Onomatopoeia
Author: entropy_house
Fandom: Blakes 7
Claim: Kerr Avon
Word Count: 155
Prompt: 090. Onomatopoeia.
Rating and Warnings: It's crack. Check your brain at the door.
Synopsis: A synopsis would be longer than the story.
"Bang, bang!" Jenna said, shooting her gun at the troopers. Avon stared at her. The troopers went, 'splat, splat, splat, thunk' (one hit his helmet on a rock), in the quarry slime, moaning and groaning.
Jenna blew imaginary smoke from the end of her gun, holstered it and strode off, her lavender suede trousers going 'swish, swish, swish'. Avon ran after her, his leather trousers creaking. They joined Blake outside the Federation base. "Watch this," Blake said. He strode up to a trio of troopers, and broke the first one's neck with a sideways jerk -- 'snap' --, the second one with a full twist --'crackle'-- and the last by pounding his fist on the top of the helmet --'pop'. "We should be done in time for breakfast," Blake said cheerfully.
Avon looked down at the corpses, and then up at Blake. His heart went thumpa thumpa as he fell in love.