Bleach/Toushirou/Feature Presentation

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Title: Feature Presentation
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Hitsugaya Toushirou, Matsumoto Rangiku
Prompt: 052. Movie
Word Count: 608
Rating: PG-13/T (for erm, suggestive themes)
Summary: Matsumoto discovers the joys of renting movies and Hitsugaya is scarred for afterlife.
Author's Notes: This is pure, unadulterated crack.

"Where am I supposed to stick it?"