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[ Hey, Discedo! There's still some snow outside, you know? Well, you might as well make good use of it. Oh, no, wait. Dash here already did.

Right outside Horton, there appears to be a small snow fort. What you DON'T see is the mound of snowballs right behind it, and Dash waiting for a victim. You might hear him giggling a little in anticipation.

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1/3

[investigative]

Is that...?

1/2 I lied

[investigative]

You're not going to throw those, are you...?

[Stupid question, huh?]

|D

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Well, duh! What else do you do with snowballs?

[investigative]

You could always eat them...

[100_mile_dash]

...eeeew, that's gross!

[investigative]

You can't tell me you've never tried to eat snow before. You're what, five?

[100_mile_dash]

I'm eight years old!

[investigative]

Hardly a difference.

[100_mile_dash]

What's that supposed to mean?

[investigative]

Scientifically speaking it means there's only a three year difference between the ages of five and eight.

[100_mile_dash]

[ ...yeah, you lost him. ]

[investigative]

[Case in point.]

... You do know how to count, don't you?

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Yyyyeeeaaah...

[investigative]

And eight minus five is?

[100_mile_dash]

[ Give him a second, he's counting on his fingers. ]

Three.

[investigative]

Exactly. That's not a big difference, is it?