[ 001 mile per hour | voice/video ]

[100_mile_dash]

Whoooaaa...where am I? This sure isn't Metroville...it's all empty and stuff. Where's all the people? And that giant robot?

HEY, MOM! DAD! VI!

[ Nothing. ]

Jack-jack?

[ Still nothing. ]

Where is every--OW!

[ Someone just tripped over their communicator. Whoops. ]

Huh? What's this?

[ On clicks the video. As it switches, we get a lovely upside-down view of

Comments

[playwitchu]

Be careful of shadows with golden eyes.

[100_mile_dash]

Shadows with gold eyes?

[ wut? ]

[playwitchu]

They will eat your heart if they touch you.

[100_mile_dash]

[ brb mental image ]

...eeeeewwwwwwww!

[playwitchu]

What is 'ew'?

[100_mile_dash]

...you don't know what "ew" is?

[playwitchu]

Dunno. Never heard it.

[100_mile_dash]

Uh...it means something's gross.

[playwitchu]

Okay...

*She goes to ponder this before a thought went through her brain.*

....

Do you know how to make S'mores?

[100_mile_dash]

Yeah! I make those all the time! They're REALLY good!

[playwitchu]

Never had them before...

Do they usually burst into flames?

[100_mile_dash]

...no?

[ WUT. ]

[playwitchu]

Wonder why they did then.... The marshmallows kept bursting into flames.

[100_mile_dash]

Uuuh...I don't think you're s'posed to burn them...

[playwitchu]

How else are you suppose to make them?

[100_mile_dash]

Well, you're supposed to cook 'em. I think.