For the
2dozenowies community. I've claimed Derek Morgan from Criminal Minds just so I can whump him 24 times over. And he might actually get a little TLC, though I'm not sure from whom yet...any suggestions?? ;)
1. Allergic Reaction
2. Amputation
3. Broken Bone
Crunches4. Bruises
5. Cancer
6. Cold/flu/fever
7. Concussion
Stubborn 8. Crushing Injury
9. Drowning
10. Electric Shock
The Taser Hit11. Frostbite/hypothermia
12. Heat exhaustion/stroke
13. Infection
14. Minor annoyances - papercut
A Care Bear Amidst Paperwork15. Neurological disorder - epilepsy, spinal cord
damage, stroke, migraines,
clinical depression...
16. Puncture/Laceration - bullet wounds,
stabbing, impalement
17. Psychological trauma
18. Sensory loss/impairment
Never Too Late19. Skin disorders - boils, pox, rash, poison ivy...
20. Sleep disorders
21. Sprained or Strained muscle
22. Surgery (routine) - tonsils, appendix,
plastic surgery
23. Writer's Choice Nightmares
Monsters 24. Writer's Choice
And a picture (taken off of Wikipedia.org and I don't own it):