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The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find except for some old yellowcake still in a plastic deli container.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Bunker, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican
Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouijaboard,
dice,
coins, straws, and emergency backup plastic Jesus fact checker
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.
The "W" Sticker Room, where 50 something white male-female prior owners of
SUVs and HOs can sit in parked museum models. To reminiscence about the 2004
election, before $4 gas and credit failure took it all away.
The Swift Bottom Room, where 50 something net rangers can remember attacking
liberals and John Kerry on the web. Once again they can boast about their made up service and bloviate with talking points from the Rush News Letter.
The Fox Room, where viewers can watch old clips of 2000-2008 Bush support propaganda.
Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats -$1000 or 3 Euros
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find except for some old yellowcake still in a plastic deli container.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Bunker, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican
Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouijaboard,
dice,
coins, straws, and emergency backup plastic Jesus fact checker
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.
The "W" Sticker Room, where 50 something white male-female prior owners of
SUVs and HOs can sit in parked museum models. To reminiscence about the 2004
election, before $4 gas and credit failure took it all away.
The Swift Bottom Room, where 50 something net rangers can remember attacking
liberals and John Kerry on the web. Once again they can boast about their made up service and bloviate with talking points from the Rush News Letter.
The Fox Room, where viewers can watch old clips of 2000-2008 Bush support propaganda.
Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats -$1000 or 3 Euros