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ONE. (voice) (totally way-too-loud voice, in fact)

Nov 24, 2009 23:12

[ He starts off at a yell. And then gets louder. ]

Oii! Where the hell is this! Norway! Those other guys! Where are ya!

... IF YER GONNA KIDNAP ME, AT LEAST LEAVE ME A COUPLE OF BEERS. Also ya can't kidnap me in the first place!

SWEDEN, IS THIS YER FAULT?

voice, it's always sweden's fault

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mashespotatoes November 25 2009, 06:08:03 UTC

[Hark! That sounds like my neighbor from the North.]

Calm down, Denmark.

1000liters November 25 2009, 06:12:07 UTC

[ And that sounds like my totally boring southern neighbor who imports all my beer. ]

I was on my way out drinking!

mashespotatoes November 25 2009, 06:15:05 UTC

[Um. That sounds like my loud norther neighbor who is calling the kettle black, since he imports my beer too. What a coincidence.]

There's beer in the kitchen.

1000liters November 25 2009, 06:17:41 UTC

[ My beer is ~better~. And when isn't Denmark a hypocrite. ]

I want beer in a bar.

mashespotatoes November 25 2009, 06:18:53 UTC

[Only it's ~not~. I will give you the second half of that statement, though.]

If that's the least of your worries than I suppose I should be happy for you.

1000liters November 25 2009, 06:24:30 UTC

[ Only it ~totally is~ ]

I'm in some creepy place, which sucks, but it's not exactly worrying, since it's apparently not some weirdo declaration of war.

mashespotatoes November 25 2009, 06:26:07 UTC

Luckily not.

What year is it for you?

1000liters November 25 2009, 06:27:14 UTC

'09. Why'd ya and America ask me that.

mashespotatoes November 25 2009, 06:29:40 UTC

Because it's different between people. It was 1961 before I got here. I haven't asked him the exact year, but it's somewhere around then for my brother, as well.

1000liters November 25 2009, 06:34:55 UTC

How's that work. Also, isn't he dead?

mashespotatoes November 25 2009, 06:35:40 UTC

[brb trying not to sound panicked.]

What do you mean?

1000liters November 25 2009, 06:42:31 UTC

[ In like the only perceptive moment of his life, he pauses. ] Haven't seen him around since the reunification.

mashespotatoes November 25 2009, 06:43:23 UTC

Oh.

1000liters November 25 2009, 06:48:09 UTC

But I mean, it's Prussia, or whatever the fuck, like I care about or pay attention to that guy! Germans, ya know?

[ He's trying to be reassuring. By insulting all German people. Yes. ]

mashespotatoes November 25 2009, 06:50:26 UTC

[And it's so helpful, too.]

No, I wouldn't know.

1000liters November 25 2009, 06:54:04 UTC

[ Approximately 80% of Danish history: those guys down south made us nervous so we invaded/made faces/banned them from the country/exported. ]

When I don't see him for a while, it's kind of relaxing!

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