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ONE. (voice) (totally way-too-loud voice, in fact)

Nov 24, 2009 23:12

[ He starts off at a yell. And then gets louder. ]

Oii! Where the hell is this! Norway! Those other guys! Where are ya!

... IF YER GONNA KIDNAP ME, AT LEAST LEAVE ME A COUPLE OF BEERS. Also ya can't kidnap me in the first place!

SWEDEN, IS THIS YER FAULT?

voice, it's always sweden's fault

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[voice] idkmybfftony November 25 2009, 05:59:06 UTC

Actually, yes, you can be kidnapped. You kind of were.

[voice] 1000liters November 25 2009, 06:00:39 UTC

Isn't NATO supposed to keep this shit from happening?

[voice] idkmybfftony November 25 2009, 06:10:00 UTC

NATO doesn't cover unexplained abductions and other wacky shit that makes no sense. But I'll definitely include it in the next revision when we get home.

What year is it by you?

[voice] 1000liters November 25 2009, 06:13:17 UTC

Good idea!

2009!

[voice] idkmybfftony November 25 2009, 06:15:29 UTC

Oh good, finally we're outnumbering the crazies who think they're from the past!

So uhh.. yeah, you're kind of in this place called Wonderland? Logic doesn't exist here so forget about that.

[voice] 1000liters November 25 2009, 06:18:28 UTC

Crazies from the past?

Whose place is it?

[voice] idkmybfftony November 26 2009, 11:18:26 UTC

Anyone who thinks they're from a year that isn't 2009. But I let some of them think they're like.. normal 'cause they're still my support!

...Wonderland's? I don't know, they're a jerkface who hasn't shown up yet to introduce him/herself. So like nobody's sure she/he even exists, but we're like on another planet, though instead of aliens around there's like.. weird animal creatures and a fucked up queen!

[voice] 1000liters November 28 2009, 22:15:20 UTC

Support for what? Oii, isn't one war enough?

Does the queen know where Wonderland is?

[voice] idkmybfftony November 28 2009, 22:27:08 UTC

It's always good to be prepared! With meat shields back up, especially!

Who knows, dude. She's an idiot. Kinda hides away from everyone. I've only seen her once since I've been here, and that was like.. back in July.

[voice] 1000liters November 28 2009, 22:31:59 UTC

... [ Well, whatever. ] Ya know I'm there!

Man, that's lame. Ya'd think a nation strong enough to kidnap us here would be a little better at running shit.

[voice] idkmybfftony November 28 2009, 22:49:50 UTC

[America is secretly a boyscout. Be prepared and all.] Sweet!

Yeah, really? Or at least not be such a coward! There's been nations from all sorts of crazy worlds brought here, and 'Wonderland' still hasn't shown up! The queen's followers seem to run all the events, too, so I don't know what she's there for. She's not even hot or anything!

Though considering there's a shit ton of crazy here, like vampires and aliens and shit, people still have a hard time believing I am who I say I am! Humans are weird.

[voice] 1000liters November 28 2009, 22:53:18 UTC

[ And Denmark's national policy is "Well, America's pretty cool, we'll just invade Iraq, too!" ]

Humans have always been weird. At least people aren't saying stuff like "there's already an America here!" I've gotten that already.

[voice] idkmybfftony November 28 2009, 22:59:09 UTC

[Obviously the BEST FOREIGN POLICY EVER. More nations need that.]

That's true.

Really? I.. oh, right. That Denmark guy. He's.. weird. Keeps ranting about burning things, mostly of the witch variety. I keep telling him witches don't exist, but he doesn't seem to listen to reason. In fact, he freaked out over a butterfly when he arrived here.

What self respecting nation spazzes over a butterfly?!

Though he says there's an America from his world, who's dating Mexico's sister or something. And there's a Pakistan and an Afghanistan here who say they come from a world where all the nations are girls.

I can't imagine another me! Not that I'd want to imagine someone doing it wrong..

[voice] 1000liters November 28 2009, 23:02:20 UTC

[ America helped us out, we'll do the same! Also Denmark celebrates America's b-day. ]

Burning things is fun! Every midsummer, we burn witches made of wood! [ Excited! Oh. Wait. ] -If ya ask me, he's a bad fake. I met some girl Afghanistan who said she knew a girl me, too.

[voice] idkmybfftony November 28 2009, 23:10:09 UTC

[You got my back, I got your's. SOMEDAY WE WILL RULE THE WORLD.

Obviously that's the best holiday ever so yes.]

Well, I'm not saying that burning things isn't fun. But burning witches is like.. so 17th century.

Yeah, really. While girl nations aren't a bad idea, I can't imagine a girl me. That'd be a little weird, I think.

[voice] 1000liters November 28 2009, 23:11:46 UTC

Well, they aren't real witches anymore. Just wood, right?

Yep, Belgium and Ukraine are nice, but I'll stick to being a guy.

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