Meme stuff (before I get around to update for real)
Stalking is illegal. 10000words confronts gogglestar.
gogglestar is stalking 10000words gogglestar’s REAL name : Stanton Crosby gogglestar’s REAL DOB : 09th July 1972 Height :194 cm Weight : 94.1 kg gogglestar has dreamt about you : 4 times gogglestar became interested in you : 05th March 2005 gogglestar’s latest dream about you After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came. This is how gogglestar describes your relationship behind your back ‘We are just really good friends at the moment. I’d honestly cut off my arm to be with them though’ gogglestar’s been stealing stuff from your house too. gogglestar enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of 10000words’s stolen socks. They’ve even started modifying their body for you gogglestar made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Words cannot express what you mean to me. I want us to be together forever. Do you fancy becoming siamese twins? My mother says she’ll pay for the operation. Apparently such a procedure has a 20% success rate. I’d do anything for our love, wouldn’t you?
The Police No. calls to the police : 13 times Your Last Call to The Police "Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!" gogglestar’s Police File gogglestar will be the next Jeffrey Dahmer if they are not institutionalized immediately.
Testimonies about gogglestar mimi_supergirl - Spaced out junkie ‘gogglestar was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I’m really shocked..’ true_sincerity - Ex-priest ‘Dear God! I knew gogglestar was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. 10000words is a bit of a sucker really.’ kendo_prunes - Fart N Flirt ‘To be honest I think 10000words and gogglestar deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’ soranoaki - Meat is dinner ‘Boring. I know 10000words and gogglestar really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’
... this is actually so wrong on many levels.