Stole it from Dena, who stole it from Healey
Seven Deadly Sins
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? I can't remember, it was days ago.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Mind games (when you're deserving of it, of course.)
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Not out of anger. Little love taps on the butt don't count right?
4. How about of the same sex? When its necessary, yes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I don't know, I piss off too many people to even remember.
6. What is your pet peeve? People who make judgements based on what the think they know.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? It depends on what it is, most of the time I let them go.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Floss
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 5pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: That's personal.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I might be busy" to my mom.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Probably.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? July 26th, 2002,
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? at least 5 times.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Vanilla Frappachino
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Half a handle of smirnoff, and i think at least 3 beers after that.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? SALTY SALTY SALTY.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? No.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? hmmm... i'm gonna say at least 4.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? I actually have no clue.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? No.
4. Have you "done it"? you mean the deed? n/a
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I don't know, i don't think I have a favorite. I like bellies...
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None, just a debit.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Hmmm....7-11.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? We're not going there.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? For a little while.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Over 3000.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Nothing.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I don't think my parents are proud of me.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Being happy.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? If I really thought I hada chance, yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yep.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I fixed my Jeep.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Too personal.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Stefan.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I don't want to tell you.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? I guess, yeah.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? All the time.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Blue eyes.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? I hate this survey.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? GREED.
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? I'm supposedly Roman Catholic, but I'm pretty much agnostic.
2. What religion were you raised as? Roman Catholic.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4. Do you believe in magic? No.
5. What was the last promise you broke? I promised I'd be back from Niz's reall quick, I was gone for 2 hours.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Yeah.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No, that's like saying there is a perfect set of morals, it's all personal philosophy. I thikn a person that I would see being perfect would acheive that by showing all their little imperfections, stuff that I wouldnt' let bother me.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? i didn't wnat anyhting anyone could give me...
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? To be happy....and rich.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Sometimes.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Surprisingly, no.
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? No.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Yep.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? A lot.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? I don't know, United way, Jimmy Fund, Salvation Army, St. Judes, etc.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Yes.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Peace Corps, yes. AI, no.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? No.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Yes.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I don't know, I don't really keep an account of how much I help someone, I just do what I can and hope that's enough.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Getting a girl pregnant, and having an accident to the point where I'm not dead, but I'm blind, deaf, mute or paralyzed or something like that. I'd rather be dead.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? James Dean. He was what I want to be.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Yes.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More courage.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Nope.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? It depends on what I'm doing or who else is there. I'm a leader sometimes.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? Not yet.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I'd go.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes.
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? That's his title, so he's the Prez.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? Hmm... probably OJ.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Yep.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Anger, food.
2. Do you collect anything? I used to collect sports cards...now I think it's mostly cars/car parts.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Emotions....and online surveys.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: Too many to list.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? All the time.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Myself.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? I think so?
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Not as much as I should.
4. What area are you wisest in? Eveything.
5. Do you drive defensively? I drive like an asshole.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? n/a
7. What did you learn today? Too many things to list.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Charity.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? I can't remember, it was days ago.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Mind games (when you're deserving of it, of course.)
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Not out of anger. Little love taps on the butt don't count right?
4. How about of the same sex? When its necessary, yes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I don't know, I piss off too many people to even remember.
6. What is your pet peeve? People who make judgements based on what the think they know.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? It depends on what it is, most of the time I let them go.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Floss
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 5pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: That's personal.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I might be busy" to my mom.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Probably.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? July 26th, 2002,
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? at least 5 times.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Vanilla Frappachino
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Half a handle of smirnoff, and i think at least 3 beers after that.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? SALTY SALTY SALTY.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? No.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? hmmm... i'm gonna say at least 4.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? I actually have no clue.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? No.
4. Have you "done it"? you mean the deed? n/a
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I don't know, i don't think I have a favorite. I like bellies...
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None, just a debit.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Hmmm....7-11.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? We're not going there.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? For a little while.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Over 3000.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Nothing.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I don't think my parents are proud of me.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Being happy.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? If I really thought I hada chance, yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yep.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I fixed my Jeep.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Too personal.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Stefan.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I don't want to tell you.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? I guess, yeah.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? All the time.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Blue eyes.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? I hate this survey.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? GREED.
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? I'm supposedly Roman Catholic, but I'm pretty much agnostic.
2. What religion were you raised as? Roman Catholic.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4. Do you believe in magic? No.
5. What was the last promise you broke? I promised I'd be back from Niz's reall quick, I was gone for 2 hours.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Yeah.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No, that's like saying there is a perfect set of morals, it's all personal philosophy. I thikn a person that I would see being perfect would acheive that by showing all their little imperfections, stuff that I wouldnt' let bother me.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? i didn't wnat anyhting anyone could give me...
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? To be happy....and rich.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Sometimes.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Surprisingly, no.
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? No.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Yep.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? A lot.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? I don't know, United way, Jimmy Fund, Salvation Army, St. Judes, etc.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Yes.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Peace Corps, yes. AI, no.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? No.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Yes.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I don't know, I don't really keep an account of how much I help someone, I just do what I can and hope that's enough.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Getting a girl pregnant, and having an accident to the point where I'm not dead, but I'm blind, deaf, mute or paralyzed or something like that. I'd rather be dead.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? James Dean. He was what I want to be.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Yes.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More courage.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Nope.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? It depends on what I'm doing or who else is there. I'm a leader sometimes.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? Not yet.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I'd go.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes.
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? That's his title, so he's the Prez.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? Hmm... probably OJ.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Yep.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Anger, food.
2. Do you collect anything? I used to collect sports cards...now I think it's mostly cars/car parts.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Emotions....and online surveys.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: Too many to list.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? All the time.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Myself.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? I think so?
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Not as much as I should.
4. What area are you wisest in? Eveything.
5. Do you drive defensively? I drive like an asshole.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? n/a
7. What did you learn today? Too many things to list.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Charity.