Fic: This Lexus Makes a Stupendous Foxhole (1/1)

[0penhearts]

title:  This Lexus Makes A Stupendous Foxhole
fandom:  Community
pairing: Annie/Jeff
rating:  PG
word count:  1,978
spoilers:  Modern Warfare, though it goes AU pretty early on.
a/n:  My contribution for the Annie/Jeff Modern Warfare Rewrites at milady_milord!

Comments

[veritas724]

Jeff woke up from a very perplexing dream (he was called to mediate a legal matter for a family of wizards. It was hard to get an accurate read on the situation since he was also a goldfish)
OH HAI THERE WOWP REFERENCE! You won me over with the first line.

“Wait, what’s Rachel Berry doing in there?!” Chang yelled in surprise when he saw Annie.
The fact that Chang watches GLEE warms my heart. This is canon. It has to be.

This is wonderful! I love how he wasn't even involved in the fight--I have a feeling somewhere, probably near the cafeteria, Shirley is the last one standing... ;)

[0penhearts]

That reference was just especially for youuuuu! :)

Lol, I think Chang sees himself as an awesomer Will Schuester. Accurate?

Thanks so much! :)

[veritas724]

Lol, I think Chang sees himself as an awesomer, SEXIER Will Schuester.
There, fixed it for you ;)

You're welcome, I was so hoping you'd write for this challenge!

[0penhearts]

HAH! You win :)

[dearygirl]

Well, I LOVED this.

Things that were perfect: Jeff's dream, Annie screaming, the velociraptor noise (that tiny little moment was actually my favorite part), Annie being mad at Jeff for copying off someone else, Chang and his perplexingly attractive wife - okay wait, the ENTIRE thing was perfect.

Also, Chang calling Annie "Rachel Berry" had suddenly made me wonder why I have not read any Glee/Community crossover fics. Annie and Rachel need to meet. Because it would be an explosion of neurotic intensity that would basically be amazing.

[0penhearts]

Annie and Rachel need to meet.
God, I KNOW. I feel like Abed, Troy, Mr. Schue and Other Asian would have a dance battle. And Santana and Britta would inexplicably become best friends. And Shirley would coo over Quinn even while making ridiculous comments about chastity. And Jeff and Finn would kind of stand back and observe all the crazy and pretend like they're the normal ones.

And, according to veritas724 up there, Chang would just sniff judgementally at Will, and then completely OWN the dance battle.

Oh! And thank you so much for the comment! :) I'm so glad you loved it :)

[chrisfaithalin]

I love the last line, so true. The control she has over him is hilarious. Great story. It would be smart to just wait out in the car.

[0penhearts]

Glee icon! *high fives*

And yes, it's well documented that Jeff is absolutely Annie's bitch ;)

[shan21non]

Oh my GOD this was fantastic. I laughed out loud a half dozen times in this. You have a way with words. I'm jealous!

The goldfish dream, Annie's ALL CAPS rant, referencing Chang's "perplexingly attractive wife," it's all GOLD!

[0penhearts]

Thank you! I just read yours and COMPLETELY LOVED IT!

The goldfish thing was lifted from an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place, lol, so I can't take credit for that ;)

[0penhearts]

Haha, oh I've only been able to do Annie/Jeff porn once! But, I'm always open to the possibility ;)