Aug 11, 2004 18:42
MWAHAHAHAHA!
THIS IS SARAH AND I AM HOLDING RISSY HOSTAGE.
I AM TORTURING HER BY STICKING CHOCOLATE COVERED PICKLES UP HER NOSE AND FEEDING HER NOTHING BUT CHICKEN FOOD.
IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE OR TALK OT HER AGAIN, YOU WILL PAY ME A HEFTY PRICE!
THAT WHICH CONTAINS OF CANDY AND LOTS OF OTTER POPS.
I AM SERIOUS.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS SERIOUS SERIOUS THREAT, YOU WILL NEVER EVER SEE RISSY IN A MILLION YEARS.
I WILL WRAP HER UP IN SOME TYPE OF WRAPPING UP MATERIAL AND LOCK HER IN MY KIDNAPPING CELLAR AND IT HAS MY KITTY IN IT.
AND RISSY IS ALLERGIC TO THOSE SO THAT WOULD BE BAD. SHE WOULD END UP SNEEZING TO DEATH AND DIE DIE DIE.
ACTUALLY, I WOULDNT LET HER DIE SINCE SHES MY BFF SO I THINK I WOULD SAVE HER AND WE WILL MOVE SOMEPLACE FAR LIKE ENGLAND OR LONDON AND RIDE ON MOPEDS AND CHANGE OUR NAMES AND OUR IDENTITY. I WILL FORCE HER TO GET A MULLET SO YOU WONT RECOGNIZE HER.
THE.END.
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