Jan 02, 2009 12:14
I have more tanking gear with my paladin than jesus christ. I am a better tank than a fucking Abrahms. But I spec for DPS.
I cannot tank because my emotional tampon is filled daily by Mario Galaxy. I can't move my right wrist much anymore which makes me sad when the wife is away, and I almost threw my mouse at the sliding glass door just because I had been going through the motions for so long already.
Miyamoto is a harsh twat.
Mark, hit 80 please, and find me a fucking healer. Jari, you're never getting that cable from your dad just give m your account information so I can rape you for gold and consumables.