Herman Goering
I'd like to adopt Herman Goering, the Nazi soldier singlehandedly (in my view) responsible for bringing down the Nazis! According to my history teacher, just about every Nazi failure had Herman Goering written all over it. Not only did he let the soldiers at Dunkirk escape, he also advised Hitler to do many a stupid thing, like attack Russia before he had finished off with Britain and the other countries. Goering could almost be considered a hero in the eyes of many a Brit or American! He also, though silly greed, managed to save priceless works in the Louvre of France by looting the Louvre and hoarding them like an overweight, suicidal dragon. Myep, this man has got to be my favorite World War Two soldier of all time. Not that I like what he stood for, mind you, but he helped bring the downfall of the Nazis through sheer stupidity. Gotta love my new pet, Goering-pookie. *ties leash to Goering and walks around* Yay! (Hope this wasn't too silly a post--but I really do think Goerin was awesome in that he sucked so much...)