Road Trip By Numbers
5974: Miles Driven
2: Cars Driven
10: Disgusting rest stops that i just decided to pee wherever
1: University of Arkansas frat fight witnessed
1: Game of frisbee golf
3: Chicks blasted in hometown
475: How many dollars cody spent on the "hot tub special" at platinum club
1: New tattoo
2: Times i secretly masturbated in the car
2: Socks i won't be wearing anymore
3: Number of consecutive backflips on the trampoline at mid rivers
42: Dollars stolen and returned
1: Cummy taint arrested as our camera was on the dashboard ;)
3: Number of old homies who lost 40 lbs from coke (all related)
1: Funny as fuck gay mexican that lives in ryan's poolhouse
1: Racial slur i made on camera
1: Amends for aforementioned racial slur on camera
2: Watches i got at my house
1: Hometown party that was fun as fuck
6: People i got kicked out of the mall for me skateboarding in longview texas
.07: Approximate time (in seconds) it takes ben squires to drink a beer in my honor
30: Dough for all black stl hat (impossible to find in LA)
2: Times i thought we might be raped/killed in the country
4: Number of pages me and kaylen did in a coloring book
66: Number of beers rachel gunter claimed she could drink and be fine. Hilarity ensued.
16: Approximate age of two girls that wanted some at University of Arkansas. Sketchy, but whatever.
7: States driven through
3: Spanish words learned
2: Cars Driven
10: Disgusting rest stops that i just decided to pee wherever
1: University of Arkansas frat fight witnessed
1: Game of frisbee golf
3: Chicks blasted in hometown
475: How many dollars cody spent on the "hot tub special" at platinum club
1: New tattoo
2: Times i secretly masturbated in the car
2: Socks i won't be wearing anymore
3: Number of consecutive backflips on the trampoline at mid rivers
42: Dollars stolen and returned
1: Cummy taint arrested as our camera was on the dashboard ;)
3: Number of old homies who lost 40 lbs from coke (all related)
1: Funny as fuck gay mexican that lives in ryan's poolhouse
1: Racial slur i made on camera
1: Amends for aforementioned racial slur on camera
2: Watches i got at my house
1: Hometown party that was fun as fuck
6: People i got kicked out of the mall for me skateboarding in longview texas
.07: Approximate time (in seconds) it takes ben squires to drink a beer in my honor
30: Dough for all black stl hat (impossible to find in LA)
2: Times i thought we might be raped/killed in the country
4: Number of pages me and kaylen did in a coloring book
66: Number of beers rachel gunter claimed she could drink and be fine. Hilarity ensued.
16: Approximate age of two girls that wanted some at University of Arkansas. Sketchy, but whatever.
7: States driven through
3: Spanish words learned