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Yay for half-days!
Not a lot happened today, since it was a half-day. Apparently Ryan has a stalker, which is hilarious. Maybe we're just mean. I think it's because we think that it's hilarious that someone would want to stalk Ryan. Of all people...
Last night, however, was monumental. Brooke and I wrote our own Lost commentary and are going to make our own Livejournal community. Be on the lookout for it.
Here is the first commentary (and read even if you don't watch Lost, we explain what happened in the show)
It's the first ever...
Well, this really is a fancy shiny edited AIM conversation - we decided to start our own commentary. Why? Well, because we want to share our passion for Lost, duh!
...Okay, we admit it, we had ulterior motives.
Brooke: We should so be commentators for the Lost: Season 2 DVD
Emily: Oh yeah, commentary by two random eighth-graders. They'll call us "Lost enthusiasts"
we can be like dorks and stuff. It'll be mad cool
Brooke: I know. Then we would be able to go to the Lost DVD party and MEET SAWYER!
Emily: And Ian Somerhalder and Naveen Andrews and Josh Holloway will fall madly in love with us
Brooke: I get Josh and Naveen
Emily: You can't have two!
Brooke: Fine, we'll share Naveen, but I get Sawyer.
Emily: Okay, you have Josh and Naveen and I have Ian and Naveen. Yay for compromise!
But that wasn't it, I SWEAR. But whatever. Here is the first ever Brooke and Emily Lost Commentary. Because eighth-grade Lost enthusiasts turn the hotties from the mystery island on.
[after Sayid built Shannon the love hut and had his way with her (rawr!)]
Brooke: Aww, that was so sweeet.
Emily: Yeah, I still want her to die.
[after Shannon saw the wet, dripping Walt standing in the doorway of her love hut]
Brooke: I want her to grab Walt so he can go back to his dad.
Emily: But that isn't Walt...
Brooke: It isn't?
Emily: It's her going nutso!
[after Charlie was trying to help Claire with Turnip Head - I mean, Aaron, the baby]
Brooke: Oh my God, Charlie is so sweet!
Emily: I know, I love him!
Brooke: Except for the fact that he's a druggie.
Emily: Oh my God, I just figured out where all the sweet guys have gone...THEY'RE ON THE ISLAND. OMG IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Brooke: It is!
[after Shannon learned her dad died in a flashback scene]
Brooke: Aww, I feel sorry for her...
Emily: I know. Now she's gonna die.
[Let it be known we are obsessive Boone fangirls.]
Brooke: Oh my God, I think we're gonna see Boone in a flashback! Yay!
Emily: I saw Ian Somerhalder [actor who portrays Boone] in the credits and I did a dance.
[after it showed Sawyer with a gaping wound in his shoulder and getting noticably worse.]
Brooke: NO! SAYWER!
Emily: LIIIIIVE
Brooke: DON'T DIIIIIIE. He could die from lead poisoning or something else that a bullet will do to you.
Emily: Liiike..infection?
[after Shannon runs off with Vincent the dog to go find Walt]
Brooke: Go Shannon, it's your birthday!
Emily: DIIIE!
Brooke: SHE'S GONNA RUN RIGHT INTO THE OTHERS.
Emily: Or Boone's grave. WALT'S IN BOONE'S GRAVE? WALT'S BOONE? WHAT'S GOING ON?
B: OMG, MAYBE THAT'S WALT'S SPIRIT THINGY THAT ONLY SHANNON CAN SEE!
E: But why Shannon? Hm?
B: Because...she was the only person to lose a sibling on the island...or she's going wacko.
[after Claire needs more help with Turnip Head Aaron, the baby]
E: Aww, Aaron...and of course Locke goes to help. He knows EVERYTHING.
B: Locke a.k.a. Mr. Mom. I love how Claire says Charlie.
E: Chahlie!
[after Boone gives Shannon some booze at the wake of her father in a flashback scene]
E: Aww, poor Shannon
B: BOONIE!!
E: BOONAY!
B: Aww, they are such cute bro and sis...and he is incredibly hott.
E: He is too gorgeous.
B: They're having a tea party.
E: A booze party! Whee!
B: Boone's booze party!
E: Par-tay at the wake!
[with the tailies and Sawyer's getting worse and I don't really remember what was going on actually, but it isn't really that important]
B: NO NO NO NO NO. NOT SAWYER
E: I'm like crying right now...NOT SAWYER
B: If Sawyer dies, I'm going to freak out...
[another scene with Claire, Chahlie, and Locke and trying to take care of Aaron. This too isn't important]
E: Yay Claire and Chahlie! I know for a fact that neither of them will die, because JJ Abrams, the guy who created it, said that some of the season will be devoted to their "relationship" so they can't die
B: Yay!
E: I know because I am in love with Chahlie
B: He's so ah-dorable!
[another scene with Sawyer and Ana Lucia demanding to push on even though Sawyer's kind of DYING]
E: Ana Lucia is evil! She has like a stick up her boo-tay.
[here Ana Lucia says something about how "they" took some of the tailies. Who are "they" you ask? Psh, the Others. Are you not watching the show?]
E: OH MY GOD! "THEY"! OTHERS!
B: Those creepy Others...
E: I BET THEY EAT PEOPLE.
B: SAWYER IS NOT A HICK - HE IS A HUMAN BEING!
E: Sawyer is a sex machine!
B: I bet Ana Lucia lost someone, and that's why she's so stick-up-her-booty-ish
[after Sayid told Shannon that he understands how it feels to lose someone you love]
E: Aww, he does know because of NADIA!
B: Who's she again? His wife?
E: Nadia's that one chick. Oh, c'mon, don't push Sayid away, Shannon. You want his sex.
B: Yes, Shannon. Don't resist the urge.
[yet another flashback where Shannon receives a letter accepting her to a place]
B: She is getting into ballet school!
E: or Whiny Losoir University
[here she receives a call saying that a check of hers bounced - but she's rich...HMM.]
E: Oh noes.
B: Bad thing.
E: Well duh, the stepmom's taking all the money.
B: OMGPOORSHANNON! Evil stepmomma!
E: She's been...STEPMOM'D
[Now the stepmom displays overt bitchiness.]
B: EW I HATE HER
E: Oh my God, that evil witch! Ugh! She's hideous. Toooo much botox...I am siding with Shannon...oh how the world has changed.
B: I know! First we want her to die, now we like her.
E: Mood swing much?
[Here Sawyer passed out and his eyes rolled in the back of his head and it really scared us. Or me, seeing as Brooke was eating weenies and not online.]
E: NO NO NO NO! I AM CRYING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COME BACK, SAWYER. He's not dead! I refuse to believe it! He cannot die. He cannot be dead. Cannot. Cannot. Cannot. They'll bring him back. I know it. I have full confidence.
[More Ana Lucia anti-Others babble. God, I hate her. Oh, and Brooke's done eating weenies.]
B: I bet Ana was raped by the Others..'remember what they did to us'...what a little bitch.
E: I hate her. Ana Lucia = BITCH.
[Oh nooo, one of the tailies disappeared. BOO FRICKITY HOO.]
E: Uh oh, Cindy got taken
B: OH NO CINDY!
E: She's gettin raped
B: By fat fat fat Others
[Some flashback. WITH BOONE.]
B: BOONAY!
E: it's like FEENAY! Aww, poor Shannon looks so disheveled. WHY DO I FEEL SORRY FOR HER?
B: I know, because she had a hard life...OMG BOONAY IS SO SWEEET
E: His hair is cute. I wish he would have kept it like that.
B: I know, it's so flippy
[The saddest moment in the whole episode. Right here. Shannon and Sayid talkin in the jungle. Oh my.]
B: Sa'eed. Believe her. She needs you to believe in ehr!...I want to make out with Sa'eed.
E: Me too.
B: He's looking sexy!
[Here Sayid tells Shannon that he...ZOMG LOVES HER!]
B: OMG OMG OMG OMG
E: WOAH...THE L BOMB
B: HE LURVES HER!
E: DAYUM
B: NO! STOP KISSING MY MAN!
[Now Shannon sees Walt. Ooh. So let's go chase after him in the jungle of mystery!]
B: YES SHANNON IS GOING DOWN!
E: AH WALT
B: NO DON'T RUN TO HIM...YOU WILL DIE
E: SHE IS GOING TO DIE
[And then...]
E: SHE DIED
B: OH MY GOD THEY SHOT HER.
E: OMGOMGOMGOMG
B: I'M GOING NUMB.
E: AWWW...POOR SAYID
[And then the firer of the bullet...none other than Brooke's and my favorite character...Ana Lucia.]
B: OH MY GOD.
E: OMG
B: DEATH TO ANA LUCIA...WE MUST DO A KILL-ANA-LUCIA DANCE! NO, IT'S OVER!
[Post-show discussion]
E: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
B: I'M ALMOST CRYING!
E: Poor Sayid...he just confessed his love to her...AND SHE DIES. AND ANA LUCIA SUCKS...so questions for our audience...what happened to their friends? Why is Ana Lucia insane about the Others? Did the other group see Walt? How crazy will Sayid go about Shannon? Is Sawyer going to be okay? Will they find what's-her-face? Will Claire and Chahlie finally hook up?
B: Oh yeah.
E: This has been Brooke and Emily, your Lost enthusiasts, tune in next week!
Not a lot happened today, since it was a half-day. Apparently Ryan has a stalker, which is hilarious. Maybe we're just mean. I think it's because we think that it's hilarious that someone would want to stalk Ryan. Of all people...
Last night, however, was monumental. Brooke and I wrote our own Lost commentary and are going to make our own Livejournal community. Be on the lookout for it.
Here is the first commentary (and read even if you don't watch Lost, we explain what happened in the show)
It's the first ever...
Well, this really is a fancy shiny edited AIM conversation - we decided to start our own commentary. Why? Well, because we want to share our passion for Lost, duh!
...Okay, we admit it, we had ulterior motives.
Brooke: We should so be commentators for the Lost: Season 2 DVD
Emily: Oh yeah, commentary by two random eighth-graders. They'll call us "Lost enthusiasts"
we can be like dorks and stuff. It'll be mad cool
Brooke: I know. Then we would be able to go to the Lost DVD party and MEET SAWYER!
Emily: And Ian Somerhalder and Naveen Andrews and Josh Holloway will fall madly in love with us
Brooke: I get Josh and Naveen
Emily: You can't have two!
Brooke: Fine, we'll share Naveen, but I get Sawyer.
Emily: Okay, you have Josh and Naveen and I have Ian and Naveen. Yay for compromise!
But that wasn't it, I SWEAR. But whatever. Here is the first ever Brooke and Emily Lost Commentary. Because eighth-grade Lost enthusiasts turn the hotties from the mystery island on.
[after Sayid built Shannon the love hut and had his way with her (rawr!)]
Brooke: Aww, that was so sweeet.
Emily: Yeah, I still want her to die.
[after Shannon saw the wet, dripping Walt standing in the doorway of her love hut]
Brooke: I want her to grab Walt so he can go back to his dad.
Emily: But that isn't Walt...
Brooke: It isn't?
Emily: It's her going nutso!
[after Charlie was trying to help Claire with Turnip Head - I mean, Aaron, the baby]
Brooke: Oh my God, Charlie is so sweet!
Emily: I know, I love him!
Brooke: Except for the fact that he's a druggie.
Emily: Oh my God, I just figured out where all the sweet guys have gone...THEY'RE ON THE ISLAND. OMG IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Brooke: It is!
[after Shannon learned her dad died in a flashback scene]
Brooke: Aww, I feel sorry for her...
Emily: I know. Now she's gonna die.
[Let it be known we are obsessive Boone fangirls.]
Brooke: Oh my God, I think we're gonna see Boone in a flashback! Yay!
Emily: I saw Ian Somerhalder [actor who portrays Boone] in the credits and I did a dance.
[after it showed Sawyer with a gaping wound in his shoulder and getting noticably worse.]
Brooke: NO! SAYWER!
Emily: LIIIIIVE
Brooke: DON'T DIIIIIIE. He could die from lead poisoning or something else that a bullet will do to you.
Emily: Liiike..infection?
[after Shannon runs off with Vincent the dog to go find Walt]
Brooke: Go Shannon, it's your birthday!
Emily: DIIIE!
Brooke: SHE'S GONNA RUN RIGHT INTO THE OTHERS.
Emily: Or Boone's grave. WALT'S IN BOONE'S GRAVE? WALT'S BOONE? WHAT'S GOING ON?
B: OMG, MAYBE THAT'S WALT'S SPIRIT THINGY THAT ONLY SHANNON CAN SEE!
E: But why Shannon? Hm?
B: Because...she was the only person to lose a sibling on the island...or she's going wacko.
[after Claire needs more help with Turnip Head Aaron, the baby]
E: Aww, Aaron...and of course Locke goes to help. He knows EVERYTHING.
B: Locke a.k.a. Mr. Mom. I love how Claire says Charlie.
E: Chahlie!
[after Boone gives Shannon some booze at the wake of her father in a flashback scene]
E: Aww, poor Shannon
B: BOONIE!!
E: BOONAY!
B: Aww, they are such cute bro and sis...and he is incredibly hott.
E: He is too gorgeous.
B: They're having a tea party.
E: A booze party! Whee!
B: Boone's booze party!
E: Par-tay at the wake!
[with the tailies and Sawyer's getting worse and I don't really remember what was going on actually, but it isn't really that important]
B: NO NO NO NO NO. NOT SAWYER
E: I'm like crying right now...NOT SAWYER
B: If Sawyer dies, I'm going to freak out...
[another scene with Claire, Chahlie, and Locke and trying to take care of Aaron. This too isn't important]
E: Yay Claire and Chahlie! I know for a fact that neither of them will die, because JJ Abrams, the guy who created it, said that some of the season will be devoted to their "relationship" so they can't die
B: Yay!
E: I know because I am in love with Chahlie
B: He's so ah-dorable!
[another scene with Sawyer and Ana Lucia demanding to push on even though Sawyer's kind of DYING]
E: Ana Lucia is evil! She has like a stick up her boo-tay.
[here Ana Lucia says something about how "they" took some of the tailies. Who are "they" you ask? Psh, the Others. Are you not watching the show?]
E: OH MY GOD! "THEY"! OTHERS!
B: Those creepy Others...
E: I BET THEY EAT PEOPLE.
B: SAWYER IS NOT A HICK - HE IS A HUMAN BEING!
E: Sawyer is a sex machine!
B: I bet Ana Lucia lost someone, and that's why she's so stick-up-her-booty-ish
[after Sayid told Shannon that he understands how it feels to lose someone you love]
E: Aww, he does know because of NADIA!
B: Who's she again? His wife?
E: Nadia's that one chick. Oh, c'mon, don't push Sayid away, Shannon. You want his sex.
B: Yes, Shannon. Don't resist the urge.
[yet another flashback where Shannon receives a letter accepting her to a place]
B: She is getting into ballet school!
E: or Whiny Losoir University
[here she receives a call saying that a check of hers bounced - but she's rich...HMM.]
E: Oh noes.
B: Bad thing.
E: Well duh, the stepmom's taking all the money.
B: OMGPOORSHANNON! Evil stepmomma!
E: She's been...STEPMOM'D
[Now the stepmom displays overt bitchiness.]
B: EW I HATE HER
E: Oh my God, that evil witch! Ugh! She's hideous. Toooo much botox...I am siding with Shannon...oh how the world has changed.
B: I know! First we want her to die, now we like her.
E: Mood swing much?
[Here Sawyer passed out and his eyes rolled in the back of his head and it really scared us. Or me, seeing as Brooke was eating weenies and not online.]
E: NO NO NO NO! I AM CRYING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COME BACK, SAWYER. He's not dead! I refuse to believe it! He cannot die. He cannot be dead. Cannot. Cannot. Cannot. They'll bring him back. I know it. I have full confidence.
[More Ana Lucia anti-Others babble. God, I hate her. Oh, and Brooke's done eating weenies.]
B: I bet Ana was raped by the Others..'remember what they did to us'...what a little bitch.
E: I hate her. Ana Lucia = BITCH.
[Oh nooo, one of the tailies disappeared. BOO FRICKITY HOO.]
E: Uh oh, Cindy got taken
B: OH NO CINDY!
E: She's gettin raped
B: By fat fat fat Others
[Some flashback. WITH BOONE.]
B: BOONAY!
E: it's like FEENAY! Aww, poor Shannon looks so disheveled. WHY DO I FEEL SORRY FOR HER?
B: I know, because she had a hard life...OMG BOONAY IS SO SWEEET
E: His hair is cute. I wish he would have kept it like that.
B: I know, it's so flippy
[The saddest moment in the whole episode. Right here. Shannon and Sayid talkin in the jungle. Oh my.]
B: Sa'eed. Believe her. She needs you to believe in ehr!...I want to make out with Sa'eed.
E: Me too.
B: He's looking sexy!
[Here Sayid tells Shannon that he...ZOMG LOVES HER!]
B: OMG OMG OMG OMG
E: WOAH...THE L BOMB
B: HE LURVES HER!
E: DAYUM
B: NO! STOP KISSING MY MAN!
[Now Shannon sees Walt. Ooh. So let's go chase after him in the jungle of mystery!]
B: YES SHANNON IS GOING DOWN!
E: AH WALT
B: NO DON'T RUN TO HIM...YOU WILL DIE
E: SHE IS GOING TO DIE
[And then...]
E: SHE DIED
B: OH MY GOD THEY SHOT HER.
E: OMGOMGOMGOMG
B: I'M GOING NUMB.
E: AWWW...POOR SAYID
[And then the firer of the bullet...none other than Brooke's and my favorite character...Ana Lucia.]
B: OH MY GOD.
E: OMG
B: DEATH TO ANA LUCIA...WE MUST DO A KILL-ANA-LUCIA DANCE! NO, IT'S OVER!
[Post-show discussion]
E: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
B: I'M ALMOST CRYING!
E: Poor Sayid...he just confessed his love to her...AND SHE DIES. AND ANA LUCIA SUCKS...so questions for our audience...what happened to their friends? Why is Ana Lucia insane about the Others? Did the other group see Walt? How crazy will Sayid go about Shannon? Is Sawyer going to be okay? Will they find what's-her-face? Will Claire and Chahlie finally hook up?
B: Oh yeah.
E: This has been Brooke and Emily, your Lost enthusiasts, tune in next week!