OmG
tonight i almost died. okay well idk about died, but i couldve been seriously injured. its so fuckin scary, im still freaked out.
i was driving and i had leaned over in my passenger side of my car to grab my phone. all of a sudden this guy isnt watching where he's going and he pulls out to make a left turn..in a big ass truck..passes the island thing by like a fucking mile and nearly sideswipes me. now, my car has some incredible grabbing brakes that catch at the pressure of my big toe. [...no, seriously. i drive without shoes all the time.]
i slam on my brakes..my face goes flying into my steering wheel. not like, my forehead. oh no. that'd be too damn simple. in my fucking left temple. fucking B-e-A-uTiFuL. im dizzy as hell..i can barely even see straight. hell, i could barely get my fork to my mouth eating TACO*fucking*BELL. i was so scared..i had to pull over to make sure i wasnt going to faint because i had drained all my energy out from screaming and smashing my face to pieces.
anyway. i think i just figured out what im gonna be for halloween.
a scare crow.
hell, if i still look as shitty then as i do now, i might as well be. cept, ill do more than just scare the birds. ill scare the candy out of little kids and make people run away from me in horror. lovely.
my outcome, you ask?
getting REALLY fat, and having the reputation of an ugly ass---the kind that people look at and all that comes to mind is "bless her heart"
o.O
im doomed.
='(
i was driving and i had leaned over in my passenger side of my car to grab my phone. all of a sudden this guy isnt watching where he's going and he pulls out to make a left turn..in a big ass truck..passes the island thing by like a fucking mile and nearly sideswipes me. now, my car has some incredible grabbing brakes that catch at the pressure of my big toe. [...no, seriously. i drive without shoes all the time.]
i slam on my brakes..my face goes flying into my steering wheel. not like, my forehead. oh no. that'd be too damn simple. in my fucking left temple. fucking B-e-A-uTiFuL. im dizzy as hell..i can barely even see straight. hell, i could barely get my fork to my mouth eating TACO*fucking*BELL. i was so scared..i had to pull over to make sure i wasnt going to faint because i had drained all my energy out from screaming and smashing my face to pieces.
anyway. i think i just figured out what im gonna be for halloween.
a scare crow.
hell, if i still look as shitty then as i do now, i might as well be. cept, ill do more than just scare the birds. ill scare the candy out of little kids and make people run away from me in horror. lovely.
my outcome, you ask?
getting REALLY fat, and having the reputation of an ugly ass---the kind that people look at and all that comes to mind is "bless her heart"
o.O
im doomed.
='(