Organization LIX - that's 59 to those who do not honor the elegance of Roman Numerals - is a drama group with little shame and even less sanity. While having a level of obsession with Kingdom Hearts that even Xemnas would envy, we are dedicated to creating no-holds-barred Organization-related comedy, often ignoring the boundaries of "IC" in favor of what gets us laughing like idiots over Skype. We suggest that those willing to audition have a quick wit (we often ad-lib), a sharp sense of humor, and daunting levels of bravery.
Amateur voice actors! Go forth and record lines for us!
(Oh, and a willingness to be marginally to exceptionally homoerotic is a plus.)
Parts Already Taken: Marluxia, Xaldin, Larxene, Demyx, Axel and Zexion.
Seeking Auditions for:
Xemnas
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Description: Over-dramatic cloaked master of nothingness - still pretty hot though.
Voice Type: Deep, slow - combination of tortured and aroused.
Audition Lines - [Direction: Deliver this utterly, totally seriously. Remember: Xemnas does not know he is a nutcase. This is where the humor comes from.] "No, I do not have an 'anagram obsession' ...but did you know that 'A Decimal Point' rearranges to form 'I'm a Dot in Place'?"
- [Direction: Sound just a little bit... extremely turned on.]"Yes... Kingdom Hearts..."
- "I know nothing of any Kairi. As for Riku...Perhaps you should ask your king."
- "No matter what you think, what you feel, or how you exist."
Vexen
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Description: A rather distant and aloof scientist with power over ice, obsessed with his experiments and generally sticking to the basement.
Voice Type: Tenor-range, tightly-controlled, soft-spoken... until he has a raging hissy fit.
Audition Lines - [Direction: Dry and uncaring; this will make the hissy fits a lot more fun.] "As the temperature drops further, ice forms in the intercellular spaces, and heat energy (0.33 kilojoule or 80 calories per gram) is released as a result of the latent heat in the fusion of water."
- "I'm a scientist. Experimentation is what I do."
- [Direction: Perhaps a bit... snippy.]"Disappoint YOU? You presume too much, No. 11. I am No. 4, and I will not stand for your snide remarks!"
- "Ha ha ha... The memory's wiles are cruel. In its silence, we forget. And in its perversion, it binds our hearts firmly."
- [Direction: Just monologue away.]"If you remain bound by the chains of memory, and refuse to believe your heart...then you may as well throw your heart away. You're no Keyblade master, no master of anything-just a slave to twisted memories. Just like my Riku. You're not fit to exist."
Xigbar
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Description: A sharp-shooter with his shiny purple gun-arrows, and his mouth. Kinda bitchy in a really fun way. ...Or just irritating.
Voice Type: Think of a slightly older Ninja Turtle.
Audition Lines - [Direction: The term I like to use for Xigbar is "playfully psychotic".] "Dude. I'm gonna say this ONE MORE TIME. Stop tapping me on the shoulder with my bad eye. You're much harder to shoot that way."
- [Direction: Horrified, as if the concept is too awful to comprehend.] "What do you have against pizza?"
- "Dude. I don't use words like 'gnarly'. That'd be bogus."
- "As if!"
- "Be a good boy, now!"
Saix
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Description: Very, very calm. Until he rips into berserker mode. Xemnas' most faithful servant... with big, big teeth and a great, big, sword.
Voice Type: In the gray-area between tenor and baritone, slightly husky, totally callous.
Audition Lines - [Direction: Utterly uncaring and cruel at the same time.] "If you do not cease that screeching noise instantly, I will be forced bludgeon your non-existent body with that 'instrument' until I am pleased with the sound."
- "Claymore... you're my only friend."
- "Bring me some cake. Or face the consequences."
- (Any kind of humorous rabid animal noises are always welcome.)
Roxas
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Description: An angry teenager who isn't technically capable of being angry..?
Voice Type: Youthful rebellion, teenage angst as channeled through a pop singer.
Audition Lines - [Direction: Flash back to the days when, no matter what anyone else said, they were always wrong. Okay. Use that.] "I don't see how I'm expected to interact with all of you idiots."
- "Hand over the ice cream or the flowers get a trim."
- "I don't like your face. Stop turning it toward me."
Contact and Other Information
When you're done struttin' your audio stuff, send your clips to
wickedorin(at)gmail(dot)com with "OrgLIX" in the subject line. MP3 (preferred, but not necessary), OGG, WMA or WAV format are all perfectly fine. (ZIPs and RARs are acceptable, but also not necessary.) Multiple takes are absolutely encouraged if you feel so inclined, as are additional lines.
Please try to get your clips in by February 17. It's a flexible deadline, but I need some kind of cut-off date.
Any questions, comments, concerns or otherwise e-mailable "stuff" should be directed toward the project's ringleader at
wickedorin(at)gmail(dot)com, as well. Thanks for looking, and do consider trying out!